A list of puns related to "Cleverest"
Gaston; he's the winner of the No-Belle Prize
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
She was the cleverest of all the Sisters in the convent, but she didnβt realize it. She was Nun the Wiser.
Mt. Cleverest.
The Cleverest!
(My daughter came up with this one, I'm so proud!)
Mount Cleverest
It started when I was about five or six. I was climbing a tree that was too much for me and I slipped, clinging to a branch.
"Help!" "Do you need a hand?" "Yes!"
At which point he started clapping and laughing like he was the cleverest person who ever lived. That became his go-to joke if anyone needed a hand with anything.
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