6 Hilarious Ingenious Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My friend told me a very bad joke about gravity.

I still fell for it.

Edit: you guys pulled out better ingenious puns.

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📅︎ Jan 19 2020

An old guy was confused and called me with the wrong number, so as a joke I gave him my brother's number. He called my brother, who ingeniously played the joke back and gave him my number. After the old guy dialed me again, my wife asked, "Who called?"

A boomer rang.

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👤︎ u/PrimeMvr

📅︎ May 26 2020

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Spoiler Alert!!

I forgot to put the milk back in the fridge for days.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 15 2018

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Have you heard about data storage in DNA?

I think it’s an ingenious breakthrough.

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👤︎ u/SamDiskwielder

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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What do you call a religious grasshopper?

A preying mantis.

P.S. I proceeded to call myself ingenious after making this while pointing at the jeans I was wearing.

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👤︎ u/mukundan_chariar

📅︎ Aug 22 2018

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My 5 year old pulled a fast one on me

I was driving with my wife and 5 year old, when he picks up an orange juice bottle and starts to drink.

I tell him: "buddy let's just wait till we reach home, you might spill the juice"

He says: "it's okay dad, I've even had orange juice on an aeroplane."

Ingenious I must say!

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👤︎ u/AhmadRK

📅︎ Oct 05 2018

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