Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
I like to imagine a world where "sword" is a swear word...
Where you have to tell your children not to say the "S"-word.
Imagine if Aladdin took place in Italy and when he finally finds the lamp and gives it a good rub, out pops...
Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine how excited Barn Owls were....
....when humans invented barns ?
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.
It would be truly alarming.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage ".....
.....and not "griefcase."
Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
Gimme some sweet karma for an account I'll never use again
I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s
Redhead Jack
You remember the story of Jack and the Beanstock? Imagine if Jack had red hair.
Hints:
Fee-fi-fo-fum,
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
This one is a bit dark.
Ok, too subtle perhaps:
>!Outside of the U.S., red heads are generally called "gingers". Thus, redhead Jack is a ginger, and if the giant makes his bread from Jack's bones, he has made bread out of a ginger, which makes it...!<
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
I don’t get along with car keys...
They’re always trying to start something
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
Someone tried to tell me a rabbit joke
I told them I don't carrot all for rabbit jokes
Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
Our family's legacy
When my great granddad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my granddad, who then gave it to my dad, and one day, it will be mine.
It's our family hair loom. :D
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
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