My neighbor is blind but very playful.
He's always up for a knock knock joke no matter what
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Abortion really does make you playful.
After all, it does bring out your inner child.
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︎ May 28 2019
My friend April is very playful, April laughs, April plays, and, of course,
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︎ Apr 01 2019
What is a 3 letter word for playful, loyal, and unconditional love?
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︎ May 06 2019
Pizza place played puns perfectly
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Just heard a man had an accident while playing peek a boo..
He's currently in the ICU.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my sonβs train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Asking the right questions.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Why animals cant play poker in africa?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My wife played Jesus in the Easter play at church.
Some of the more traditional members were uncomfortable with her cross-dressing.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Why are dogs better at playing classical music than cats?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
A physician broke his leg while auditioning for a play.
Luckily he still made the cast.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Why should you never play Hacky Sack with Bigfoot
You'll get you sack-squashed.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
βI play a little guitar!"
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Budumtishhhh
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I got a girlfriend by pretending that I play football. My friends don't think it's going to last but I don't worry.
She thinks that I'm a keeper.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What did the walnut say to the hazelnut when playing tag?
You better run or Iβm going to cashew!
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didnβt sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I thought about auditioning for that play called The Spices.
I want to get the Cinnamon role.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:
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︎ Apr 22 2021
my crush came over to play with legos
it was a good way to build a relationship
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Friend: βMy doctor said I had to give up playing the drums.β Me: βWhy?β
Friend: βHe lives in the apartment below me.β
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︎ Apr 20 2021
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I hurt my finger playing Minecraft
Itβs okay. Just a minor injury
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Gaming mouse
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What happens when Bigfoot learns how to play an instrument?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What kind of music do poor people play?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
I figured out the secret chord that David played!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What did the cow say to the owl when they were playing chess?
The cow said: Moooooooo
The owl asked: who?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
A jazz guitarist couldnβt play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
If you got married and they didnβt play βsheβs some kind of wonderfulβ at the reception did you really get married?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
So all of the continents were playing baseball...
And the coach says "Europe!"
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︎ Apr 13 2021
You play piano so bad...
... that even fourth leg wouldn't help.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I used to play the piano by ear...
But now I just use my hands.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What toy can a blind person never play with at the park?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
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︎ Feb 17 2021
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Which part of a hospital is the best place to play hide and seek?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Why itβs hard to teach Aussieβs how to play chess?
Because they think every check is check mate
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︎ Jan 05 2021
How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I went to the casino to play blackjack. The dealer got 21 and I got 18.
It really wasnβt iDEAL.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
When my wife found me playing with my sonβs train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why don't people play poker in the jungle
There's too many cheetahs
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didnβt sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
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