What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?
Because there were so many more fans.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What sport do villains play the most?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Too bad itβs Payperview
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Whatβs a Christmas presentβs favorite sport?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?
They don't have any skin in the game.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...
It seems like a great big Saab story to me.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Since moving to Finland Iβve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. Itβs a real slippery slope
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︎ Nov 23 2020
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iβm an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What sport uses a wombat?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
There's a new extreme sport - "BBQ Skydiving".
The steaks have never been higher.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Is plate throwing a really an Olympic sport?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What did the dad say to his son who wouldn't shut up about buying him a cup so he could play sports?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Itβll be on paper view.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What's the most gory sport you can play?
I'm not sure, but the awnser must be blood-curling.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What's a bird's favourite sport?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short
I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Do you know what they call the ability to predict sports scores?
ESPN.
(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why isnβt suntanning an Olympic sport?
Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Why was Kristoff from Frozen so bad at sports?
Because he didnβt have any coronation.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
If cardboard had a favorite sport, what would it be?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
How do you get the mafia out of pro sports?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Admirers of sports are called sports fans. Admirers of the Sistine chapel are called?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What does Jesus favorite sport...
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a sports car today.
It must have been a Lamb bikini.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I saw this come across the ticker at a sports bar I work at.
What is a sharks favorite illegal substance?
>!Reefer!<
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
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︎ May 05 2020
If lazyness was an olympic sport, I would come fourth.
I woudn't want to climb up the podium
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︎ May 25 2020
Anyone know when EA Sports will release COVID-20?
I am trying to decide if I should preorder, or if it will be as easy to get as COVID-19?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
If self-deprecation was an Olympic Sport
I'd probably just about scrape bronze
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︎ Jul 10 2020
My local sports store had an overstock of boat paddles, so they decided to have a sale.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What number is playing sports?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What did the bee say when he flew inside a sports car?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
The local newspaper just hired me as the sports editor.
My pen name is Jim Shortz.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
F*cking sports fans!
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︎ Dec 22 2019
What do you call o rooster that likes sports?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What number is a sport?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
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