What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
Elvish
How do you call a Middle-Earth herb that grows on Rivendell rocks?
>!Elvish Parsley.!<
What time do Elves usually meet?
Around Twelvish
I'm ashamed to say that this is OC. Thought you guys might enjoy it, though.
Girlfriend is a Lord of the Rings fan
She has a tattoo of a mountain range with an elvish inscription underneath.
Me: What does your tattoo say again?
Her: Oh, it says "The mountain is calling.". Why?
Me: Oh no reason, I just didn't know what it was Tolkein about.
Her: (thousand yard stare)
The new Hobbit movie
Me: Yea, and then the Elvish king told Legolas to seek out a ranger named Strider.
Dad: Elvis King? Did he have side burns and play a guitar?
