What is Homer Simpsonβs favorite karate?
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What did Homer say to Bart when Bart was getting too obsessed with a girl?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Julie Andrewsβ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
Dβoh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Homer Simpson is an alcoholic because he is following his dad's only piece of advise
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Homer had a hard time writing factually.
It was his Achilles heel.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, βCan you describe the symptoms?β I replied, "Sure..."
βTheyβre yellow, Homerβs fat, and Marge has blue hair.β
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︎ Jul 01 2020
"I SAID BALD-HEADED, NOT FALLED-DEADED, Ned." -- Homer Simpson
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Homer
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︎ Apr 20 2019
*Homer robbing a bank*
Homer: gimme the money
Guy at the bank: Give you the what?
Homer: dβoh!!!
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?
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︎ Feb 22 2016
What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?
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︎ May 12 2019
What is Homer Simpsonβs favourite fruit?
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︎ Jan 16 2019
-Doc, I have hearing problems
-Could you describe the symptoms?
-Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy
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︎ Feb 01 2020
I tried reading Homer's The Odyssey but couldn't understand a word of it
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︎ Jan 22 2019
So if Marge and Homer Simpson are doing the dirty-do..
Does that make Marge a homer-sexual?
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︎ Jul 24 2015
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
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︎ Dec 19 2016
When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Today, we drove past Dairy Queen and my dad spurts out, "What is Homer Simpsons favorite blizzard?" "Cookie DOH!"
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︎ May 26 2014
Oh no
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︎ Apr 20 2019
My 17 YO Son is ready for kids:
B: "Hey dad, how many animals can jump higher than a building?"
Me: "I Don't know."
B: "All of them, buildings can't jump."
Me: ΰ² _ΰ²
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︎ Dec 25 2016
Whatβs the WWII veteranβs name?
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︎ Jul 24 2019
What did the pizza delivery leprechaun say when he accidentally bumped into the front door?
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︎ Nov 17 2017
My psychiatrist says I need to stop talking to myself
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︎ Aug 14 2018
What do you call a cute deer?
A-doe-rable!
Alternatively:
What do you call a baby Homer Simpson?
A-doh-rable!
Another one:
What do you call a baby door? A-door-able!
The puns work best if you use all three in swift succession :)
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︎ Jul 03 2016
I worry that if I lose my job I'll go homeless
But I'll probably just go home more.
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︎ Apr 13 2017
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
In Homer Simpson voice
Beat it. Weβre closed.
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︎ Sep 07 2017
You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...
They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.
You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.
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︎ Sep 25 2014
What's Homer Simpson's favorite drug?
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︎ Dec 15 2019
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?
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︎ Aug 07 2019
What is Homer Simpson's favorite hardware?
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︎ May 12 2019
Went to my doctor and said I was having trouble with my hearing.
He asked: βcan you describe the symptoms?β
I said: βsure, theyβre yellow. Marge has blue hair and Homerβs really fatβ.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What does Homer Simpson make his pizzas with?
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︎ Oct 03 2017
I went to the doctor because I was having hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms ?", he asked.
I said "Homer's a fat guy and Marge has blue hair"
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I went to the Doctor with hearing problems. He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said "Homerβs a fat dude, and Marge has blue hair"
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︎ Aug 26 2019
I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearingβ¦
He said, βCan you describe the symptoms?β
I said, βTheyβre yellow, Homerβs fat, and Marge has blue hair.β
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︎ Aug 06 2017
βDoctor, I am having some hearing issues.β
Doctor: βCan you describe the symptoms?β
βSure. Homer is fat, and Bart is an ass.β
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︎ Feb 03 2018
I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said βCan u describe the symptoms?β
I said βHomer's a fat bloke and Marge has blue hairβ
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︎ May 19 2016
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