Greek mythology Puns

With his medical skills, he's known as the first centaur for disease control!

Medusa.... One look from her, made guys rock hard.

Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.

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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.

That made him the centaur for disease control

Elbow

That's always been his Achilles Elbow

Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall.

It is my Achilles heel.

I can give you a mini tour.

It was my Achilles’ elbow.

It's my Achilles Knee.

So my younger brother was talking about his Latin class and how on Fridays his teacher has culture friday, or a lesson on Greek Mythology. He was talking about the myth he learned about last week when my dad replied with this...

Brother: "Last week we learned about syphilis and how he pushes the rock up the hill again and again."

Dad: "I think you mean sisyphus, syphilis was a Greek god but he was a real dick."

I laughed, my mom groaned, and my brother sat there confused. A successful family dinner if you ask me.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

You could say he was the centaur for disease control

This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

It's always been my Achilles elbow

...is my Achille’s knee.