Don Quixote Puns

A list of puns related to "Don Quixote"

A friend asked me if I knew the name of Don Quixote's donkey.

I shrugged and said "Donkey Hotay?" (Donkeyuixote?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carl123hobb
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I learned that Don Quixote tried to fight some windmills in the book. Who would be crazy enough to fight a windmill?

Come on, the windmills will always wind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anhkha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!

They named it Don Quixote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisbensmith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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"Save those jokes for the baby, honey..."

My wife and I are sitting at the dinner table, talking about our soon-to-be-born baby. She is telling me how much the baby is kicking. I said "The baby is kicking like a donkey - or is it a mule?" My wife agrees.

I say (completely straight-faced) "What is a mule's favorite novel?" My wife is stumped. "Donkey-jote."

She sits there for a couple of seconds, and says "Do me a favor: just save all those kinds of jokes for when the baby is born..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fudgebert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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