What did the psychic say to her mother at the shady auto dealership?
βBad car ma.β
I get a little shady when I'm in blankets.
Shhh. I'm undercover
I just bought these new shoes from a shady drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
What does a shady furniture salesman sell?
Bunk beds
Why are piano dealers so shady?
They sell lots of organs.
I dont trust trees. They seem... shady
*cries of laughter
Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
I don't always take phone calls from shady processed meat salesman.
When I do its usually a Spam Risk.
I know it's kinda shady, but...
I like to park out of the sun
Two strips of tarmac are arguing about who is the toughest. They have in idea to fight the shady looking guy in the corner to prove how tough they are. The barman stops them.
I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.
I'm not trying to be mean, but this guy looks shady.
The real slim shady
Me and my son were going to a store and he pointed something out. A person in a cloak. He said that they looked shady. I asked if they were fat he said no so then I replied so theyβre the real slim shady
I got mugged under a tree once. Should have known it would happen, though. That place was shady.
Wearing sunglasses during the day is still shady
I don't know, seems pretty shady [x-post]
I had a feeling my school art teacher was a bit shady..
...he was super sketchy and always felt tips..
I'm thinking about opening up a shady business...
Should I sell umbrellas or sunglasses?
IοΈ donβt like trees, theyβre pretty shady
I once saw a shady man put a bluntbin a box
When I asked him about it he replied, " I'm casing the joint."
When someone says their friend runs a shady business...
"Oh, you mean like awnings or something?"
I don't like trees, they seem shady.
