What did the psychic say to her mother at the shady auto dealership?

β€œBad car ma.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I get a little shady when I'm in blankets.

Shhh. I'm undercover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HistorysWitness
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I just bought these new shoes from a shady drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What does a shady furniture salesman sell?

Bunk beds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonVonTaters_IV
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why are piano dealers so shady?

They sell lots of organs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I dont trust trees. They seem... shady

*cries of laughter

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Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?

Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obvious_santa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I don't always take phone calls from shady processed meat salesman.

When I do its usually a Spam Risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I know it's kinda shady, but...

I like to park out of the sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahnonymous
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Two strips of tarmac are arguing about who is the toughest. They have in idea to fight the shady looking guy in the corner to prove how tough they are. The barman stops them.

I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callos05
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I'm not trying to be mean, but this guy looks shady.
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The real slim shady

Me and my son were going to a store and he pointed something out. A person in a cloak. He said that they looked shady. I asked if they were fat he said no so then I replied so they’re the real slim shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-dad-guy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I got mugged under a tree once. Should have known it would happen, though. That place was shady.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denovation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Wearing sunglasses during the day is still shady
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Vulcan17-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I don't know, seems pretty shady [x-post]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gateflan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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I had a feeling my school art teacher was a bit shady..

...he was super sketchy and always felt tips..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whysoseriousmofo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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I'm thinking about opening up a shady business...

Should I sell umbrellas or sunglasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bukithd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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I️ don’t like trees, they’re pretty shady
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wibbleweeby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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I once saw a shady man put a bluntbin a box

When I asked him about it he replied, " I'm casing the joint."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwspoon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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When someone says their friend runs a shady business...

"Oh, you mean like awnings or something?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dartmuthia
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2015
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I don't like trees, they seem shady.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadtribein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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