What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?
Your thots will betray you.
What has questionable principles and flies?
Mike pence during tonight’s debate.
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
College offers some questionable class choices, but o you know which one is the most sketchy?
Art class: Pencil Drawing 101
What knights existence was questionable?
What kind of pasta do questionable Broadway actors eat?
Examiners are questionable.
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
What question can you never answer with a “yes”?
Question:
Did I already post my amnesia joke?
What’s big, grey, and asks a lot of questions?
A formerly blind man finishes his last round of eye surgery to gain his sight. The doctor asks if he has any last questions.
Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.
What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?
... why are you ignoring me?
Don’t you just hate people that answer their own question?
I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.
My 6 year old told me this one today. Why do dogs carry bones in their mouths?
Because they don't have pockets.
I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me "what is your greatest weakness?". I said "I am too honest"
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
My 8 year old nephew attended his first wedding. But his cousin had a question for his after the ceremony.
"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"
"16!"
"How did you figure that out."
"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!
I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.
A student asked "what if you're ugly?'
As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...
[META] Could we get some moderation in this sub?
In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?
PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I mustache you a question...
...?
Can you shave it for later?
Important questions being asked
I have a serious question...
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
I have a genuine question
Jen, you in the living room?
A duck walks into a drugstore to pick up a prescription. The pharmacist asks him,
"Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
Bridesmaid Proposal Puns for a Doctor and a Lawyer?
I am asking two of my girlfriends to be my bridesmaids and wanted to word the question in a punny way related to their careers- one is a first-year medical resident and the other is a law student. I would like to flatter them/make it funny. Any and all ideas are appreciated!! If there is a better sub to ask this question please let me know:))
Question: What are doldrums?
USPS Questions
Should tortillas be sent flat rate?
Is armor headgear sent over knight?
Is an addicts mail tracked?
Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate?
Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class?
Should the IRS send return receipts?
just wondering...
Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?
Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...
Is this a trick question?
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
I have one question for victims of ninjas...
Once I became a parent, I finally understood the . . .
scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions that he just dies.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. The real question is, how did they get in there?
Question
Why is today not National ballerina day?
I mean it is 2-2 after all
Question
Did I already post my amnesia joke?
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