I admit I took a shot in the dark

Iran out of plausible deniability

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📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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How did the dog get away with the crime?

Paws-able deniability.

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👤︎ u/ShimuDono
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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My son asked me if I peeked at my presents early this year...

I told him that I had Clausible deniability.

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👤︎ u/LazySumo
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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Got my wife with this one

First time post - I just had to share this.

After years of training my wife that my sons Xbox games can't always be paused instantly, she has at last got used to the idea and actually asks if it can be paused.

Her ( to son): Can you pause your game and give me some help ?

Son: Not right now, I'm in the middle of a level.

Her: Ok, let me know when you can pause it.

Me: Did you check he was telling the truth ?

Her: Why?

Me: Because it could be a case of pausable deniability.

Then..... I got that look...

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📅︎ Dec 25 2015
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