Sappiness Puns

A list of puns related to "Sappiness"

I was going to tell you a joke about trees...

But it was to sappy.

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👤︎ u/DustyThunder11235
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why are trees always incredibly romantic?

Because they're sappy.

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👤︎ u/mwilkins1644
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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Lenten season this year started on Valentine's day, ended on April Fools'. It's like a sweet, sappy love story that ended up being a joke.
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👤︎ u/dotanesca
📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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I didn't mean to get all sappy, but..

.. I did just take the Christmas tree out to the curb.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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How does poop keep track of it’s thoughts and feelings?

Diary-uh or a log. Depends how sappy...

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👤︎ u/Jewbillystein
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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I dont trust trees. They seem... shady

*cries of laughter

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👤︎ u/ChickenChezSandwich
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Trees must be really releafed during the spring time.
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👤︎ u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere
📅︎ May 25 2017
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Names carved into wood aren't sweet.....

They're sappy.

-credit to u/poopondogs

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👤︎ u/CJPsalm139
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Why are pine trees so sentimental?

Because they are sappy

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👤︎ u/kevbeau7
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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What is the most touching death a tree can hope for?

A sappy ending.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

I just think it's sappy.

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👤︎ u/MidMindItch
📅︎ Sep 09 2016
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I just complimented my girlfriend

short conversation about me swinging by and spending tomorrow with her

Me: should I bring anything?

Her: No? Why?

Me: I dunno, I was trying to keep the conversation going, because I'm kind of a fan of you

Her: aw

Her: sorry, I suck at being sappy

Me :luckily for you, I'm a tree

Edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/Dante0906
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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My 7-year-old just became a Dad

My wife was reading one of those touching (read: sappy) Christmastime stories to the kids before bed tonight. She was getting a bit teary-eyed by the end, and was having trouble seeing the pages.

Wife: "Sorry, kids, my eyes got all leaky."

7yo: "Oh, your eyes have a leak in them?"

Wife: "Yeah."

7yo: "How did you even get a vegetable in there?"

Wife and I applaud. This is the kid who usually hates my dad jokes.

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👤︎ u/chaosTechnician
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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Why don't trees like romantic comedies?

Because they are too sappy!

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👤︎ u/HugoFuguzev
📅︎ Dec 02 2016
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Did you see the new movie about maple syrup?

It starts out sappy but ends up sweet.

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👤︎ u/WattledBear0
📅︎ Mar 15 2016
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Once upon a time two trees fell in love

I will stop the story there because it gets too sappy

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👤︎ u/Quenoquesoporque
📅︎ Mar 20 2015
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