Serious Question: Do we want raunchy, NSFW jokes on here?
I was going to have a poll but that type of post isn’t allowed here. I’ve been seeing a lot of jokes that others wouldn’t count as dad jokes. There seems to be a lot of stances on the matter.
I personally don’t mind them as long as they’re not offensive to a specific group of people and marked as NSFW, but I just wanted to see what everyone else thought. Just want everyone to be happy and feel welcome here 🙂
I have a question for people with Only Fans
Why wouldn’t you get an air conditioner instead?
There should be a question and answer panel for people curious about lgbtq+ communities
And call it the LGBTQ&A+ Panel
I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions.
Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?"
"Why is it in a bucket?"
My dad passed today. Posting this for him
To clarify, he is a soccer player
Don't worry, he's still alive and kicking
Edit: I just wanted to thank everyone for the awards, and the upvotes
Sorry if anyone found this offensive ⚽️
My 5 year old son has started asking awkward questions about the human body.
I suppose the freezer wasn't the best place to hide it....
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?” So I took her to dinner and a movie...
Then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
Why doesn’t Bruce Banner tear his trousers when he becomes The Hulk?
Because the radiation altered his jeans.
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “When’s the last time you flossed?”
Like bro, you were there!
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ+ stands for.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Do you know the first rule of the Condescending Club?
Well it's complex and I don't think you'd understand if I tried explaining it.
Interview questions for medieval monks. Question 1: Do you sing, by chants? Question 2: Do you suffer from cloister-phobia?
I have a go-to friend for all my question of a medical nature.
Today in science class, my teacher asked me a question about gravity, and I got it wrong. When he told me I was wrong, I laughed.
He then told me, "You aren't understanding the gravity of the situation!"
Some of my favorite movie titles are questions
like "What About Bob?" and "Race to Witch Mountain"
Question: What type of bees produce milk?
After a fight, Jim refused to answer his teacher's question about what he did wrong.
And he said violence is never the answer.
I failed my history test because my teacher said I missed the question “what did France set up during the French Revolution?”
I still think “lots of guillotines” was a correct answer
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who was stuck on an algebra question?
He eventually worked it out with a pencil.
"Hey Dad, what rhymes with orange" said my Son..So I pondered this for a while and thought..
Did you hear about the impossible IQ test with the question: BLANK, Pentagon Two, Hexagon Three, Heptagon Four?
Everyone had to keep going back to Square One
Can I ask you a question?
Child: yes
Me: Can I ask you a question?
Pulled a Dad Joke on a Nurse
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and
Curiosity killed the cat :(
Why is There No Covid in Antarctica?
Such a pointless conversation.
How do you make a dad joke?
It's easy. The real question is how do you make him stop.
I grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road.
I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.
What’s the point? (h/t Alexei Sayle)
Why are doctors offices never in a hurry?
They have a lot of patients
The College Board is phasing out the essay portion of the SAT.
Henceforth the test will be known as the T.
Never blame someone else for the road you’re on.
What is the obvious question you ask 50 Cent if you see him sewing a sweater?
I asked a lawyer how much he charges his clients. $100 for 3 questions he said.
$100 ! Isn't that a bit expensive I asked.....Yes it is he replied, now what's your 3rd question.
How do you cut the ocean in half?
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
Sometimes my CCNA gives me golden opportunities for puns. Question to know the answer if by end of section: “what does a successful ping verify?”
Why, the defeat of the hun army and the safety of China of course!
Question:
Did I already post my amnesia joke?
I started getting irritated by the letters A, E, I, O and U..
I went to the doctor and he said i have irritable vowel syndrome.
My computer asked me a Question.
My Pc asked me if it would ever be like a PlayStation or Xbox.
I told him no.
he's Inconsoleable.
So I just saw Disney’s Luca and I have two questions:
Does he live on the second floor?
Does he think he’s seen me before?
I have been asking everyone what LGBTQ is?
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Question
Did I already post my amnesia joke?
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