A list of funny, but inappropriate puns saltypun.com/wash-your-mo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewel531
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What do you call an IT teacher who has an inappropriate relationship with a student?

A pdf-file

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabocha00sama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad

.... it's a Faux Pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Borderline Inappropriate Dad Joke

This just happened...we get home from doing some Xmas shopping at a certain sporting goods store and my teenage daughter says...

"DAD! Where is your Dick's bag?"

I say "That's inappropriate" .... She looks at me curious like WTH are you talking about

I then say "We call it a condom."

She... pauses for a moment ... then "oh... MY GOD!"... and hysterical "I can't believe you just said that" type laughing ensues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kindatrolly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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PSA: It is inappropriate to make dad jokes if you’re not a dad.

It’s a faux pas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?

Dogstyle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afilipinoweeb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Inappropriate, but hilarious joke from my son.

We're watching A Quiet Place, and the son falls into the silo filled with corn and starts sinking.

My 8yo cracks a joke: "Aw, now he's going to die of corncer".

I struggled to hold back my laughter before telling him it's not cool to joke about cancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartsPlayer721
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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The most inappropriate dad joke I've ever made

In high school, I was in yearbook 5th period and I went down to the closet where the cameras were stored with some other people so we could bring them to the computer lab to upload the pictures.

I grabbed two cameras, slung both around my shoulders, one resting on each hip. I put a jacket on over them, and walked up to my friends. Opening the jacket and putting my hands over the cameras I said, "Look guys, I'm gonna shoot up the school."

Got some weird looks and nervous chuckles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hman7720
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Did you know Egyptian Pharaohs considered farting to be inappropriate?

That’s why the most famous Pharaoh was named Toot-uncommon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZonieDrew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My wife always says I am inappropriate

But I don't even know what an appropriate is, how can I be in one?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThinkThink23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Just met some inappropriate ruins

I mean, who razed them, anyways?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotJesper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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My dad told me this extremely inappropriate joke at a family dinner:

Allegedly, this happened a generation or two back in my family:

After having given birth to her first child, a far out aunt of mine was asked by a younger girl if it didn't hurt to push out a baby. Her husband broke into the conversation saying "No, of course not! If I could get seven pounds into her, then of course she could push seven pounds out!"

And there we sat, the entire family, in total awkward silence...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h4tt3n
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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They say race jokes are inappropriate in 2016.

Did I ever tell you about the one between a tortoise and a hare?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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Say you have an acronym inappropriate for your temporal setting

It's an anachronymism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a2zk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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I hope this wasn't too inappropriate

I was getting ready to leave the house and my daughter wanted a ride somewhere and was taking her sweet ass time. I told her, "this trains a leavin', Hurriet Upman." She's in the sixth grade, so I don't think they've taught her about the underground railroad yet, but I lost my shit. Damn, I love being a dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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My dad's jokes can come at inappropriate times..

My mom fell down the stairs and injured her tailbone pretty badly, she calls out to my dad to have him take a look to see if there's any bruising. He takes one look, gasps, and said "holy shit! there's a crack in it!" my mom was not too happy with him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LynaM
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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Inappropriate?

I saw a friend of mine said, "You know my uncle Charlie? Well, he's in the hospital. Some dude robbed him and he got knifed!"

I said, "Damn! That's forking terrible!"

He said, "Hey! It's too spoon to say that!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluefoot55
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2011
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One of Dad's favourite inappropriate jokes

Dad: "Do you remember your first blow job?"

Me's Friend: "Yeah, why?"

Dad: "How'd it taste?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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An inappropriate dad joke

While I was walking downtown with my dad and cousin, my cousin told my dad that a random woman was totally eye-banging him. My dad replied with "well, I have an eye-boner!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaceographer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamieLaineRose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tricky1973
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you are not a dad .

It's a faux pa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HahaNotSoFunnycom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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It’s inappropriate to make a β€œdad joke” if you are not a dad.

It’s a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darsanparmar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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