Unethical Puns

A list of puns related to "Unethical"

What made the artist so unethical?

He had poor murals.

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👤︎ u/jrhood92
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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It’s so unethical for a dog to be a doctor. Dogs can’t control machines like x-rays. But catscan.
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👤︎ u/lostboy6807
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Unethical Life Pro Tip: Put nicotine in your fishing bait

Once you catch a fish, it'll be hooked.

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👤︎ u/jjrgd97
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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What did the tectonic plate say after bumping into another tectonic plate?

My fault.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?

A wrecked-angle.

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👤︎ u/devdevo1919
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
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👤︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?

A red herring...the hat was also a red herring.

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👤︎ u/Leron4551
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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While I like cute baby sloth videos, they can be a little slow...

.. But Screaming Goat videos are the Greatest Of All Time!

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👤︎ u/Jester1525
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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What is an Australian ghost’s favorite dessert?

Boo meringue.

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👤︎ u/toxicdreamland
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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If you and your buddies should all get COVID vaccines and the doses need to be kept in freezers...

then you're cracking open a cold Bud-Pfizer!

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👤︎ u/emeraldqueen24
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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Water and Mud once took each other to court.

They settled.

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👤︎ u/Jester57
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Olive now

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👤︎ u/Additional_Radio5350
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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Why couldn't the computer get to work on time?

It had a hard drive.

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👤︎ u/macuser06
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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I have scratched and clawed to become the chairman of this company

I am now the #1 chair maker of the company.

Though, looking back, it seemed unethical, considering the fact that tools exist

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👤︎ u/_Gentlemanbird
📅︎ May 24 2018
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When we have a kid I want to make Asian baby food!

Me: Well, that seem unethical.

Wife: Because it's healthy?

Me: I don't see why it's healthy or ethical to eat asian babies.

Wife: ...I meant Asian food for babies.

Me: Oh! Well that makes more sense.

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👤︎ u/monopanda
📅︎ Jul 02 2014
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