Me: “My wife is very manipulative.”
My friends: “Then why’d you marry her?”
Me: “Because she’s VERY MANIPULATIVE”
What do you call a manipulative rock band?
The controlling stones
I would cheat the Golden Globes. Hell, I would even manipulate the Academy Awards. But I would NEVER
I’m trying to be a sociopath, but I realized I’m not great in manipulating people.
I’m more of a so-sopath.
How are chiropractors and public relations specialists alike?
One is a spine doctor and the other is a spin doctor, but both give things a new twist!
I spent the weekend building my 1st foot-manipulated keyboard for the office.
It's my prototype Pro Toe Type.
I literally dreamed this joke last night. Help me.
What do you call genetically manipulated cows?
Mootants.
That face when everyone thinks you're a British actor, but you're low-key the god of mischief
Why does math make some people uncomfortable?
Because a lot of the time it's manipulative!
Why did the chicken take lettuce from the garden?
Chicken Sees-A Salad
Upon hearing this joke, the guy told it to me emotionally manipulated $15 out of me...
My Dad creates these type of images for Facebook and finds them hilarious imgur.com/a/yYKtZ
I’m trying to be a sociopath, but I’m not that great in manipulating people.
I’m more of a so-so path.
