A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SirZbear
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Do you know why the Spanish inquisition was so inhuman?

Because no one inspects the Spanish inquisition

 

(For those who don't Monty Python, explaination

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/live4lifelegit
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Medusa Ale, I couldn't resist.
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[Request] Orca/Dolphin/Whale pun for Seaworld Paper

Iā€™m writing a research paper about how it is inhumane for orcas to be kept in Seaworld. I want a really good pun for my title, but the mood is still pretty serious. Thanks!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/gutsandhoney
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