My daughter told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her she’s wrong.
Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.
I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"
Proud dad moment!
What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
I thought I was wrong once,
There’s something wrong with my dishes...
...I think they’re out of sink
I recently learned that two wrongs don’t make a right
But two rights make a plane
I was involved in a one night stand that went horribly wrong...
We've been married 3 years now !!
Do you know what’s wrong on so many levels?
Having sex on an elevator.
Confucius always said that baseball is wrong...
Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?
My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"
So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"
Did I walk into the wrong bar?
Did you hear about the lumberjack who cut down the wrong trees ?
He forgot his chopping list.
Dad: what do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
Wait, I think I got the whole dating thing wrong
Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?
You know, Salsa Distancing.
I discovered what's wrong with my brain.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🤣
The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong
I felt completely invalvidated
You’re never wrong when you write
Is it wrong to hate a certain race??
Because my knees can take 5K’s any more
Patient: “Doctor! Somethings wrong! I’m shrinking!”
Doctor: “Take it easy, sir. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
Ever Since 2020 It Just Feels Wrong That...
"Every Breath You Take" is a song by a band called The Police.
What was wrong with the wooden car?
What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?
Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
I accidentally used the wrong straw in my wife’s water bottle and broke it. She asked me to show her. I said...
This is the straw that broke the Camelback
"All you're doing is listening to what I say to tell me I'm wrong!"
Nothing goes wrong on my watch
I don’t know what’s wrong with my family.
They haven’t spoken to me all year!
I brought over the wrong pastries to my relatives' house for Christmas brunch
Now I'm stuck with a bunch of cross-aunts
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Two wrongs don’t make a right
But two wrights make an airplane.
Two wrongs don't make a right
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
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