My daughter told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her she’s wrong.

Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marfalump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I mean, I'm not wrong...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joseph_Seed_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkIsThicc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet

Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"

Proud dad moment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelprstn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What is wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has reptile dysfunction.

I'll see myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotlouise
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I thought I was wrong once,

But I was mistaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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There’s something wrong with my dishes...

...I think they’re out of sink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I mean. He’s not wrong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I recently learned that two wrongs don’t make a right

But two rights make a plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I was involved in a one night stand that went horribly wrong...

We've been married 3 years now !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Do you know what’s wrong on so many levels?

Having sex on an elevator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Confucius always said that baseball is wrong...

Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...

Is that a Murphyn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokterwho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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He’s not wrong...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carcrazy2017
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...

He said it was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.

It wasn't 2b.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?

By grounding him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LesionIsMyDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"

So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feerkat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Did I walk into the wrong bar?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haha_Lostboys18
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Did you hear about the lumberjack who cut down the wrong trees ?

He forgot his chopping list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Dad: what do you do when you are in the wrong seat?

I stand corrected

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dengsta
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Wait, I think I got the whole dating thing wrong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainBlagbird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but due to the ongoing pandemic, would it be smart to stay at least 6ft away from the chips and dip when visiting a Mexican restaurant?

You know, Salsa Distancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaramelLow8561
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Am I wrong?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/postpuns
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I discovered what's wrong with my brain.

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong

I felt completely invalvidated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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You’re never wrong when you write
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Is it wrong to hate a certain race??

Because my knees can take 5K’s any more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Branden_the_Dj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Patient: β€œDoctor! Somethings wrong! I’m shrinking!”

Doctor: β€œTake it easy, sir. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's shredded cabbage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loloPogi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Well he’s not wrong
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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Ever Since 2020 It Just Feels Wrong That...

"Every Breath You Take" is a song by a band called The Police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OranMilne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What was wrong with the wooden car?

It wooden go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What did the tennis player say when given the wrong glove?

That's a bad mitten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"

The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I accidentally used the wrong straw in my wife’s water bottle and broke it. She asked me to show her. I said...

This is the straw that broke the Camelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassMan2511
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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"All you're doing is listening to what I say to tell me I'm wrong!"

"Maybe you're right."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthSeatb3lt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Nothing goes wrong on my watch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nashyj495
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I don’t know what’s wrong with my family.

They haven’t spoken to me all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Well, he's not wrong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingDaedalus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I brought over the wrong pastries to my relatives' house for Christmas brunch

Now I'm stuck with a bunch of cross-aunts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saltycook
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...

He said it was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Two wrongs don’t make a right

But two wrights make an airplane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Two wrongs don't make a right

But three lefts do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"

He'll come around eventually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clouc1223
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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