A Navy Seal!
An impostrophe
He is the prints of whales.
I saw the air of my Lays.
Because they e-moo
He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.
Turns out it was a typo.
The vet had recently diagnosed him with silly yak disease.
I should have known better.
foiled again.
It was a huge catastrophe.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
Apparently I have been mistaken.
All I said was that it was really grouse.
My daughter found a glue stick in her coat pocket today that she mistakenly took from school. I asked her if sticky fingers were to blame.
A woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said “ who me?!!!?” She said “yes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”
I may not be right, but I am never wrong, except that one time. I thought I was wrong, but I was really right.
I thought I was once, but I was mistaken.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
But I could be mistaken about that
The parents and I went to a mexican place for lunch. I got a strawberry daiquiri that they mistakeningly made with copious amounts of tequila.
3/4 of the way through the drink I look over to the corner or the restaurant and say, "Dad! We shouldn't have eaten here. They're molding in the corner!"
Both turn to look, mom groans and hangs her head, a look of understanding, then pride slowly moves across his face.
There was infact, and long piece of wood moulding propped up in the corner of the room.
That I could be mistaken as a skateboard
I call refer to that feeling as my "sick sense"
I hope that joke wasn't too dull, but hey, it only cost six scents.
Not to be mistaken for a half dozen walking trees from Lord of the Rings… You know, Six Ents.
You don't need a sixth sense to know this can't go on forever.
The wife got me after our usual after work banter.
Me: I believe you're mistaken.
Wife: Then you must be Mr. Taken.
facepalm
A man brought his son to a grocery store, but as soon as they walked in the store the young child began to throw a temper tantrum. While they went down each aisle the child would yell, throw items in and out of the cart, and overall just be an annoyance.
Despite the scene his son was causing, the father was cool and collected, slowly and calmly saying, "Don't worry, Donald. It'll be alright, Donald, we'll be home soon."
A nearby mother was very impressed with the father's self control, and wanted to express her gratitude for such calm parenting. "Sir, I'm amazed that you are able to be so calm! It's not every day I see such patient and gracious parenting. Now little guy, what seems to be the problem, Donald?"
"Oh no, ma'am, you're mistaken!" The father interjected, "This is my son, Henry. I'm Donald!"
^(Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there! Thank you for all you do.)
Its the beginning of the school year, and I just went into my sophomore year. I was telling my dad how I mistakenly called a junior a sophomore and he cuts me off with: "surely you mean hard-more." this followed with him laughing to himself for quite sometime
It was a queso mistaken identity.
at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said “ who me?!!!?” She said “yes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”
I thought i was once, but i was mistaken.
