Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot

Yeti never complains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?

A Navy Seal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call a crumb, that you've mistaken for an apostrophe?

An impostrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberfunk_Groove
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.

He is the prints of whales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I thought I bought a full bag of chips, but was sadly mistaken.

I saw the air of my Lays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Why are cows always mistaken for birds on the Internet?

Because they e-moo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrJoshiko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I thought this was ill eagle but maybe I'm mistaken
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aushire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/richchap
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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Swiper went swiping at a farm and mistakenly stole the farmer’s daughter.

He thought she was a Dora bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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This morning, I mistakenly deleted my hair

with an e-razor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sches741
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Why did the blind German mistakenly support Hitler?

He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miketar85
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My College Internship Almost Ruined My Life

I'm quite the music history buff- always have been. My first inkling as a college student was to explore turning this into a career. So I found a music museum, wrote an impassioned essay, and somehow landed the 12-week internship.

When I got there, I met the curator, a woman named Rhonda. Like me, she had grown up enjoying music and always wanting to know more. Thanks to grants and donors' generosity, she had helped continue the museum's legacy of showcasing what might otherwise be lost to history.

The tradition of the museum had always been to let the interns work in the orchestral wing. My assignment in particular was the string section.

Now I didn't know a whole lot about the string family, but I saw some really fine specimens and decided we could perhaps tell a broader story about the progression of the instruments. And so I began studying.

After about a week of studying, I went to Rhonda and asked if we could do something different here. She was very receptive to the idea and introduced me to her assistant, Dr. Will. His PhD was in history, natch, but he still relished having everyone call him Doctor. It was funny.

Dr. Will helped me learn so much about how the family of instruments developed over time, their overall cultural footprint, etc.

Did you know a fiddle and a violin are the same thing? Did you know the viola family dates back to the 16th C.? Vivaldi wrote 25 cello concertos!

I dazzled visitors with tales of the Stradivarius, Amati and Guarneri families. I noted the increase in neck length over time. I reassured them that despite the name catgut, no cat intestines were used in the creation of these instrumentsβ€”but it sure might be sheep or goat.

Sadly, 12 weeks goes by quickly when you're having fun, and I got enthusiastic letters of recommendation from Rhonda and Dr. Will, and I do miss them. Hello, you two.

I figured I could waltz (sorry) right in to more museum jobs later, but boy, was I mistaken.

I kept interviewing for the job, but after about the 10th cold shoulder, I had to find out what I was doing wrong. I had done such a good job, after all, right??????

So I fucking called the museum

got the guy who interviewed me on the lineβ€”and he wasn't thrilled to even talk to me. But I asked him, sir, why didn't I even get a call back? Weren't my qualifications good?

He said, yes, BUT.......

"...we simply can't hire someone who has exhibited a history of violins."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yungcfa
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood.

Turns out it was a typo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why did the farmer mistakenly work extra hard to keep barley and wheat away from his prized ox?

The vet had recently diagnosed him with silly yak disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I mistakenly thought that the comparative form of 'good' was 'gooder'.

I should have known better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocbrad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?

It was a huge catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Case_Ace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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I mistakenly answer Ai instead of Al as the symbol for aluminum.

foiled again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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I'm not sure why the restaurant manager was all offended when he mistakenly asked how my chicken dinner was.

All I said was that it was really grouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumanchu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I swear I ordered the sirloin, yet they brought me a t- bone

Apparently I have been mistaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMuncy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Don’t mind me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaBaronDV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Accidental thief

My daughter found a glue stick in her coat pocket today that she mistakenly took from school. I asked her if sticky fingers were to blame.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Whenever grandpa was questioned...

I may not be right, but I am never wrong, except that one time. I thought I was wrong, but I was really right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/almalikisux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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I was at a bar when

A woman at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said β€œ who me?!!!?” She said β€œyes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wavestograves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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I’ve never been wrong in my life.

I thought I was once, but I was mistaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B_Murdog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I ordered a sandwich with American cheese, but it came to the table with cheddar cheese instead.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naurugger
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I've never made a mistake in my life !

But I could be mistaken about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I (35/f) just dad joked my dad while out for lunch

The parents and I went to a mexican place for lunch. I got a strawberry daiquiri that they mistakeningly made with copious amounts of tequila.

3/4 of the way through the drink I look over to the corner or the restaurant and say, "Dad! We shouldn't have eaten here. They're molding in the corner!"

Both turn to look, mom groans and hangs her head, a look of understanding, then pride slowly moves across his face.

There was infact, and long piece of wood moulding propped up in the corner of the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crochetyhooker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I'm bored and so tired...

That I could be mistaken as a skateboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdgeofmyLegacy
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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I get a weird feeling around people who aren't well…

I call refer to that feeling as my "sick sense"

I hope that joke wasn't too dull, but hey, it only cost six scents.

Not to be mistaken for a half dozen walking trees from Lord of the Rings… You know, Six Ents.

You don't need a sixth sense to know this can't go on forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuhnaydeein
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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I guess I took my wife's last name....

The wife got me after our usual after work banter.

Me: I believe you're mistaken.

Wife: Then you must be Mr. Taken.

facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carbonkid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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A man brought his son to the grocery store...

A man brought his son to a grocery store, but as soon as they walked in the store the young child began to throw a temper tantrum. While they went down each aisle the child would yell, throw items in and out of the cart, and overall just be an annoyance.

Despite the scene his son was causing, the father was cool and collected, slowly and calmly saying, "Don't worry, Donald. It'll be alright, Donald, we'll be home soon."

A nearby mother was very impressed with the father's self control, and wanted to express her gratitude for such calm parenting. "Sir, I'm amazed that you are able to be so calm! It's not every day I see such patient and gracious parenting. Now little guy, what seems to be the problem, Donald?"

"Oh no, ma'am, you're mistaken!" The father interjected, "This is my son, Henry. I'm Donald!"

^(Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there! Thank you for all you do.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Sluit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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My dad just dropped this one on me...

Its the beginning of the school year, and I just went into my sophomore year. I was telling my dad how I mistakenly called a junior a sophomore and he cuts me off with: "surely you mean hard-more." this followed with him laughing to himself for quite sometime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodilydo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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Bigfoot sometimes gets mistaken for Sasquatch...

Yeti doesn't mind at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaos_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I thought I was wrong once,

But I was mistaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.

It was a queso mistaken identity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I was at a local bar when a woman

at a table a few feet away from me sneezed and her glass eye came out and I caught it. I handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. She was a beautiful woman. Gorgeous face stunning body and a beautiful smile to boot. The woman of my dreams right in front of me. A few moments pass by and she comes up to me and asks for my number and I looked around the room. Surely she must’ve been mistaken. I said β€œ who me?!!!?” She said β€œyes of course you. I don’t usually do this kind of thing but you just sort of caught my eye.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burny60
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I've never been wrong in my entire life

I thought i was once, but i was mistaken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueeyephoto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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