[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
Reposting my feet joke to a more appropriate place
Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?
What is an appropriate age to tell my highway it's adopted?
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
When is it appropriate to grieve?
In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00
When is the most appropriate time to deliver a child?
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..
Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take
People, musTARD is not an appropriate thing to say
Please guys, refer as condimentally challenged
Found on r/memes. Thought it'd be appropriate to post here
A seasonal appropriate cake for my 2nd cake day!!
I read that a mask and gloves were appropriate ppe for going out to the grocery store.
Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.
My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if it’s appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.
“Well, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”
What is an appropriate tool for Communists to measure time?
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
This seems appropriate for the subreddit
It made me exhale through my nose, thought it’d be appropriate.
In Canada, they use the more appropriate “B.C.E” instead of “B.C.”
It stands for “Before Christ, Eh?”
At what point is it appropriate to start telling dad jokes?
What's an appropriate sound effect for a dad joke about wheat?
In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit)
Answer - Extra Sharp Cheddar
My former wife highly recommended a movie that I should take the kids to see, but I didn’t think it was appropriate.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
When it comes to reaching high places on my own or by using an appropriate tool...
The beam over the stairs in my house is a bit low, so I put up an appropriate warning sign. [yes, I'm a dad]
The most appropriate way to say the aphalbet is 'abcdeghijklmopqrtuvxyz'...
Why is coffee not appropriate to eat with crumpets in England?
Because its considered not-tea.
Grand-Dad Joke that I've grown up with... Seasonally appropriate
Which reindeer is the least famous?
Olive! Olive, the other reindeer!
Cracked a dad joke on the most appropriate day: my dad's birthday
Preface: My dad, mom, and I went out to eat mexican food. Like we usually do, we order a huge platter of nachos and demolish the whole thing. Surely we are full even before our main course arrives. We all ordered combination platters that consisted of, burritos, enchiladas, and tacos which were overflowing with lettuce that no one except for my mom wanted to eat. My mom kept on nagging my dad and I to eat the lettuce so that it would lighten us up and make us feel less full:
Mom (for the 10th time): You boys should eat your lettuce. Come on now.
Me: Mom lettuce be!
Immediately my mom cringed and groaned, while my dad, after repeating the joke, gave a hearty chuckle.
The most appropriate thing for dads to say in a bakery.
At what age is it appropriate
To tell my dog he is adopted?