They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have

My boss still didnโ€™t think a spacesuit was โ€œappropriate work attireโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jayrandomer
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He has a bag full of dad jokes

I work at a local grocery store that still offers paper or plastic. This older man walks up so I ask him "Would you like paper or plastic?" Without missing a beat he looks at me and says "Oh it doesn't matter. I'm biSACKsual." Personally, I loved it. But he received the appropriate number of groans from my coworkers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fellatio_Del_Torro
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