Found this one in the wild, wanted to make sure it got properly appreciated
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/lo7cl2/oc_what_countries_in_the_americas_call_their_main/go5w84r/?context=4
Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
A steak that isn't done properly...
Old Farmer: If you want your crops to grow, you must remember to fertilize your land properly.
New guy: That sounds like bullshit.
Farmer: Yes, exactly.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
My robot dog wasn’t working properly but the vet said he couldn’t do anything.
I don’t understand. Don’t people take their pets to the vet to get fixed all the time?
If you are sad, that you didn't get to use 2020 properly, fear not
Because in two years we will have 2022
My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don’t mind.
I take it with a pinch of sugar.
META POST: Conducting yourself properly
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
Kids these days don't know how to tie dye properly
I guess you could say it's a dying art.
"You didn't secure the trailer properly????have you lost your marbles?!" "Why, yes. Yes I have"
I almost caught a fish today, but my fishing pole wouldn’t pull it in properly.
It was a reel bad situation.
Did you know that there is a severe lack of properly sourced info about whales?
I never learned when to properly use contractions but that is ok
I don’t think my Symantec is working properly...
I keep getting all these virus emails.
I was worried my dentist wouldn’t clean my teeth properly.
Every wall in his his office was covered in plaque.
Do you know why they banned those red coloring dental tablets that revealed where you hadn’t brushed your teeth properly?
Because every time your dentist gave them to you she dyed a little inside!
The day after our son died my wife came to me and said she felt like she wasn’t grieving properly and she felt bad.
The next day I woke up to her sobbing and I told her “good mourning!”
I'm unhappy because my neighbor's sheep aren't clipped properly.
I can't stand that kind of shear incompetence.
I was in my kitchen and my cousin went next to me as I was looking at the brownies, placed a fork and said fork u. + to add on to this as I was trying to take this photo the brightness wasn’t working properly so my dad’s girlfriend goes “guess you could say it’s forked”
I didn't build my bookcase properly and it fell on me
I have nobody to blame but myshelf
I found a cutlery dispenser that doesn’t work properly
What do you call a man who can't do anything properly and is unable to have children?
Used a fabric softener bottle to spread rock salt on the driveway, had to label it properly
Trying to teach my wife how to properly choose a ripe avocado.
Honestly, it’s not that hard.
Today I learnt how to properly fasten two pieces of metal together
Selling Fidget Spinners Properly
My sister in the US Navy broke her foot, and has to wear tennis shoes instead of boots, to properly heal. She said that they made her buy new black shoes, instead of her normal shoes. She said that it just seemed so petty to make her do that...
I told her that it sounded like a decision that came from a Petty Officer.
My dad won't show me how to properly work and shape dough.
He keeps saying it's on a "knead to know basis".
The elevator at my office building isn't working properly
It's not an uplifting way to start the day.
Asked my daughter why she wasn't dressed for school properly today.
Her: "I'm wearing my uniform; what's wrong with that?"
Me: "Today is national Ballerina Day; you're supposed to wear your ballet attire."
Her: "Today is national Ballerina Day?"
Me: "Yes. Today is national Ballerina Day - it's '2/2'."
Family at table: Groan
Properly formatted tables with column headers make me horny
I guess I'm header-row-sexual
This feature seems to be working properly.
Why couldn’t the carpenter walk properly today?
Because he felt a lot of pain in his nails.
You can travel the whole earth if you planet properly !
PSA: Make sure your posts are properly formatted
because it's hard to see the joke when there's no pun indented.
Why wasn't the baby able to sleep properly?
Because it wasnt wearing a nappy.
WhatsApp keeps crashing on my phone and won’t run properly, so I’ve downloaded something called “The Bugs Bunny” to fix it…
Would a lawyer in a wheelchair properly be known as...
Kintaro Oe is THE GOLDEN BOY. How do you properly greet him?
Why can't Microsoft Excel properly defecate inside a small jar?
SOMEONE in this house needs to know how to Dad properly.
We're catching up on Agents of SHIELD tonight, and I commented that Agent Gonzales always seems to be conspicuously drinking a glass of water. My husband agreed that he does seem suspicious, and wondered aloud if he was actually a traitor.
I responded, "He may just be trying to stay Hydra-ated," and proceeded to fall over laughing on the couch while the husband slowly shook his head and sighed. Somewhere, my dad is glowing with pride.
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