A list of puns related to "Reasonable"
Too mushroom for error.
Edit: reason damn auto fill.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
But long story short, it's because it's a different kind of bark
Its a towel
(#1 will shock you!)
I don't know them.
I know them.
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
Total ovary action.
So my spouse can’t kick me out.
It was a locomotive.
It just doesn't make any cents
because it's peak comedy
Number 1 and number 2.
It was a wanton wonton
but its a big plus.
A loco motive.
...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...
it takes guts.
First one that comes to mind....
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
But they are a major second.
Doctor finally diagnosed me with Claustrophobia,
His answer was simple. There is no Netflix in prison.
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.
I must have a weekend immune system...
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
It had locomotives
So I guess you could call them my ant tea bodies
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
So, Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce She gets the house and He gets the Windows!
According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn’t work together as Teams On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring. The main reason she divorced Bill Gates because he was in Office365 days.
This might be a little unconventional but i’m thinking of starting a charcuterie/grazing board business, and would love a punny name for it !
Some examples that i’ve seen have been “get grazy” “amazing grazing” but can’t use those for obvious reasons
So if you guys have any punny suggestions to do with cheese , grazing , platters , etc :))
Number one. And number two.
Number one, and number two