Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.
That was a wrong high pot thesis.
Ad YourMominem!
ad homineminem
It’s not what it sounds like.
Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of the legs is both the same.
While putting footie pajamas on my baby niece we realized she was too tall for them. My dad says, "Cut off her feet and they'll fit. She's young, she'll adapt."
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).
Dad: To eat some cherries.
Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.
Dad: He brought his own.
OH, OK
Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out
Gf: what kind of logic is that?
Me: Sound logic
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
It’s in a corona-logical order.
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six?
He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born"
Am I right???
The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear
Seems like its a... Logical thing to do
Did you know, in high school, the rapper logic did the 100 meter dash, AND the 400 meter dash?
He's biracial
...independent!"
Me: "So you can catch a catfish."
We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.
He needed some presents of mind
He said it’s because he only has telekinesis not telekinephews
Dad: Who's this?
Me: Logic
Dad: Makes sense.
Naboolean Logic
Then I was born.
B positive
My SO and I were discussing getting a new car, and she recommends getting the car in her name. My son cracks this one in the back seat:
"Mom the car Whitaker...that's a weird name."
Maybe it’s because the rest is so logical...
I'm sure everything will work out.
My professor had taught us about these doohickeys called multiplexers, which we sometimes also call "data selectors," in a previous lecture.
At the next lecture we had a review: he would draw a symbol and we would shout out what it represented, and he was hamming it up, acting like a game show host.
He drew a multiplexer on the board and asked the class, "what's this?" "A multiplexer!" some students called out. "Right! Now," says the prof, "what is another word for 'multiplexer'?" "A data selector!" someone answers correctly. But he looks like the student just blew the million-dollar question. "Hmm... 'a data selector'... no, I'm afraid not—that's three words!"
His two young kids have probably learned not to ask him about what he teaches.
It's only "urine" until you pee, then it's "urout".
- People who make lists
He called it Mister Spork.
Yeah, he's a walking Contra-diction.
Alternative for the logic nerds:
Bob is always honest, and he says he doesn't like shoot 'em ups. His identical twin Joe says he loves shoot 'em ups. How do we know Joe is honest? Because if something is true, then so is its Contra-positive.
I can't stop coming to conclusions
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
