I ordered a Caesar salad from the restaurant for lunch today.
They absolutely killed it.
So I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I ordered pulled pork in a restaurant this evening.
If a clock you ordered arrived in the mail,
That means your time is here
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
I ordered a beer and the bartender said "Sorry, I only have root beer."
So I had him put it in a square glass.
I ordered a book on overthinking today
I'm really worried it will never get here.
I ordered eggs over-easy but I got two mediums.
So I had a nice breakfast chat with my ancestors. In stereo.
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.
“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.
What does a tea hater say to the waiter who brought them tea when they ordered coffee?
That's not my cup of tea.
I ordered a self help tape called, "How to handle disappointment."...
When the package came....the box was empty.
I've just ordered the personalised license plate BAA BAA.
I ordered a Hit Man to take care of my business partner the other day.
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
What did barista Vader say to Luke when he ordered a Macchiato?
I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
I ordered a book about premature ejaculation
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
I ordered my burger with no mayo.
When I took my first bite I said, “What the Hell Mann?!”
Just ordered a 12” wide console table to go by our entryway door.
My daughter says it will be very soothing.
Went to the pet store and ordered a dozen bees. I noticed that the clerk gave me 13...
so I asked if that was a free bee. He replied, "No, that's called a baker's dozen. If you spent less time reading reposts on Reddit, you would know that."
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
Last week I ordered a bust of me because I thought I deserved it.
It turns out I just got ahead of myself.
Just ordered a chicken and an egg off of Amazon.
I'll let you know...
Edit: For those that want the results
I was at a restaurant the other day and ordered the Oasis soup because
i pre-ordered an xbox
I just felt sorry for my homeless ex girlfriend
I ordered the pasta at work today for lunch.
But then I realized I wasn't that hungry, so I boxed it up to take home and eat later.
Because a penné saved is a penné earned.
Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.
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We ordered some mail-order chickens a few months ago. Today, one of my housemates said it's looking like one of them is turning out to be a rooster.
I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"
This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)
I swear I ordered the sirloin, yet they brought me a t- bone
Apparently I have been mistaken.
I ordered some big metal letters.
I wanted to make a sign that said "YOU & ME". So, I ordered some big metal letters.
When they arrived, the box was very damaged. I checked if everything was there, but the iron E was lost on me.
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
A guy walked into a bar in New Orleans and ordered a Corona Extra and two Hurricanes.
The bartender said "that'll be $20.20"
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon but delivery took forever...
She says it was worth the weight.
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
A Zen master walked up to a hot dog stand, and ordered himself a meal.
"Make me one with everything."
Not exactly what the doctor ordered
A pair of underwear walked into the bar, ordered a drink, and began to tell the bartender a story. He went on and on and on.
The bartender interrupted him and said, "Hey can you make this brief?"
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online
i ordered a chiken and an egg on craigslist...
My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.
He really got a head of himself.
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night...
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I ordered a chicken and an egg
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