I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.

She said, β€œWhere would you find the time?”

I said, β€œEasy. Right next to the sage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...

Michigan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RontaukMonster
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POV you're a vet trying to arrange a date with a patient

Vet: "are you picking up what I'm putting down"

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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It is an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...

But when I got home, the tables were turned...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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How do chemists arrange elements?

Periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year it was bought.

It's an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunken-ship-daddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"

I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I thought I won an argument with my wife on how to arrange the dining room furniture

But when I got home the tables were turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubadishnard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I told my wife, β€œI’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.”

She said, β€œWhere would you find the time?”

I said, β€œThat should be easy. Next to the sage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I told my wife that I’m going to arrange all the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.

She said, β€œWhere would you find the time?”

I said, β€œEasy. Right next to the sage.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.

But when I got home, the tables were turned .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the date they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought...

It’s an extremely rare dish order...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates in the order of the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I told my wife that I'm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on. She asked, "Where will you find the time?"

I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"

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