6 Hilarious Fiat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Me: the earth isn’t flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: it’s the shape an italian car. Me: what?

Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

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👤︎ u/5am281

📅︎ Apr 10 2021

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Did you guys know Fiat makes cars in Asia, despite being an Italian car company?

They mainly manufacture out of FIATnam.

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👤︎ u/chatshitgetbanged24

📅︎ Jan 18 2018

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I told my dad about r/dadjokes. He told me to post this pickup line:

Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso

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👤︎ u/Ollieacappella

📅︎ May 14 2017

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Was driving to pick up a car from the garage with my dad

We went to pick up my mom's red Fiat 500, and as we turned right my dad remarked on a green Fiat that passed by us. He said: "I guess that one isn't ripe yet."

I chuckled.

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👤︎ u/Doorhorse

📅︎ Apr 18 2014

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Got dadjoked while watching Cosmos commercials

During commercial break, a Fiat ad came on TV, showing Godzilla eating Fiat 500s. My mom first said, "guess he's in the mood for Italian?" My dad added, "Yes, he wanted Car-rabba's." I went into the halls of extinction after that.

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👤︎ u/mmehio

📅︎ May 05 2014

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As a big dude, I always got anxious around those small smart cars.

My roommate said, "Is that a Fiat behind your car?"

"Yes," I replied. "Do you want to know why it's called that?"

"Why?" She asked.

"Because big guys like me can't FIat inside it."

Dadjoked Look Ensues

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👤︎ u/CacheMoneyMillionair

📅︎ Sep 05 2014

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