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<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>
He was cap-sized.
Her dad said "she's never in style, she's always out of style. Her clothes never look good"!
Silence of the lamps.
It was Toulouse.
It was really getting out of hand.
It's a stocking cap.
He had a narrow S cape.
The mass murderer
Because good habits are hard to maintain and bad habits are hard to break.
She had on a pair that fit pretty well, and she asked me "About how much do these ones run?"
And I said "About 500 miles, then you should probably replace them."
I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."
I'm trying to come up with as many puns about conformity as I can, especially those that have to do with fitting in to a box or category! Can you help me?
- sitting round at dinner table, talking about our bathroom which we are having redone*
- Dad: I've got a good joke about bathroom fittings
- Me: sigh okay then...
- Dad: Did you hear about that mansion that was robbed last week? The burglars took all the jewlery, all the valuables.......and they also took all the bathroom fittings, so the police had nothing to go on!
- Sister: Really? sigh
- Dad: *bursts out laughing for a good 20 seconds
