Fitting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smurph808
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you hear about the sea captain that went in for a hat fitting at the local haberdashery during rough seas?

He was cap-sized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?

>A MOO MOO!

<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Picking my cousin up from work at Target, asked her if she's in Style this week (fitting room/clothing)

Her dad said "she's never in style, she's always out of style. Her clothes never look good"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filipinochewy97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.

Silence of the lamps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I was tricked into buying an ill-fitting shirt while on vacation in a city in France.

It was Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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It’s only fitting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Unintentional but morbidly fitting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSteezeMuffin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Pretty fitting for r/perfectfit v.redd.it/b5mtoc0mx7l31
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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My friend wears a close-fitting knitted cap when he's putting items for sale on racks at the grocery...

It's a stocking cap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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The fitting is a little compact
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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There were a lot of complaints about gloves not fitting.

It was really getting out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsyaboilmaoooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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TIL: There’s a long lost episode where Superman nearly dies because of an ill-fitting costume.

He had a narrow S cape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Why are nuns' outfits always ill-fitting?

Because good habits are hard to maintain and bad habits are hard to break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ak_illustration
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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A fitness studios most fitting name

The mass murderer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asgarddron532
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Found this fitting for the date...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/COPeacemaker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Was fitting a woman for a pair of trail shoes at work

She had on a pair that fit pretty well, and she asked me "About how much do these ones run?"

And I said "About 500 miles, then you should probably replace them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Seems like a fitting post reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBoonz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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A coworker tried fitting an aluminum can into the paper slot of a recycling bin, and it got stuck.

I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cl350rg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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[Pun Request] Conformity, fitting in, and identity

I'm trying to come up with as many puns about conformity as I can, especially those that have to do with fitting in to a box or category! Can you help me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jennlore
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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The Mystery of the missing bathroom fittings
  • sitting round at dinner table, talking about our bathroom which we are having redone*
  • Dad: I've got a good joke about bathroom fittings
  • Me: sigh okay then...
  • Dad: Did you hear about that mansion that was robbed last week? The burglars took all the jewlery, all the valuables.......and they also took all the bathroom fittings, so the police had nothing to go on!
  • Sister: Really? sigh
  • Dad: *bursts out laughing for a good 20 seconds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobTheN00b
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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