I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
My father died and requested to be buried at a specific farm.
He always told us one day he'd be a dead beet Dad.
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
I told my son to go to the hardware store for 2 specific awls
"Go in there and get me 2 sorb awls"
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
She should’ve been more specific
I found a specific hobby of adding alliteration to German philosophers’ names
Glad I found my Nietzsche niche
My wife just informed me that “terrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage
And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times
My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.
I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"
You need a specific kind of humor
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally...
I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.
It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no Cure!
Did you know back in midevil Russia they had a specific hole that they would throw their rulers in for being too facetious
It was called the tsar chasm
$52.95 is an oddly specific amount of money...
But $52.94 is an evenly specific amount of money
Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...
...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.
My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.
Hey dad. How big is the specific ocean?
I don't know son. Can you be more pacific?
Meanwhile in the specific ocean
The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you...”
You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...
I wrote my strategy for dealing with a specific set of circumstances in a notebook, but my friend wrapped it in aluminium paper.
My aim is to maybe be more specific one of these days.
If you're looking for a specific Red Herring, how do you know if you've got the right one?
I think I'm allergic to one specific type of nut
Certain animals seem to like certain styles of music and specific bands.
Have to Get Specific
Got my girlfriend with this one just now.
Me: Going into the kitchen to get something to drink, you want anything?
GF: Sure
Me: Anything Specific?
GF: No don't think so
Me: Anything Vague?
proceeds to laugh the whole way to the kitchen
I asked my dad what a specific country was on the globe
Me: (Pointing at country on globe) "Dad, what's this?"
Dad: (Grabs the globe, spins it around and breathes on it) "Global warming."
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