[HELP] Need help coming up with a certain good pun info in desc.

Hi all, sorry for the unorthodox post, but i really need help coming up with a specific pun. You see, this girl called eve challenged me to think of a non-obvious pun for her name that is still good and so far the best i can think of is something to do with an apple(like out of the bible) any chance you could help out a brother in need? Any input welcome.

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I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.

There was no Escape.

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I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...

Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.

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My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.

I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.

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My father died and requested to be buried at a specific farm.

He always told us one day he'd be a dead beet Dad.

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In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...

Toot Suite

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An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...

He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."

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Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?

They are always bragging about their designer jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/commrademcmasters
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"

The teacher said it had to be specific

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Bor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Not specifically a joke but....

Today my wife was making oatmeal cookies, and was getting rolled oats out of the cupboard. I adamantly told her to STOP and she can't use them yet. Grabbing them, I proceeded to walk across the kitchen, and roll them across the floor. "There. NOW you have rolled oats," I say. Only to receive a facepalm and to be told to get out of the kitchen...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medaele
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?

because the sith only deal in absolutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCarty_Bedell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I told my son to go to the hardware store for 2 specific awls

"Go in there and get me 2 sorb awls"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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En garde!
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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She should’ve been more specific
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Grow your own
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We've fought against 2020 all year

But in the end I guess 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugaphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I found a specific hobby of adding alliteration to German philosophers’ names

Glad I found my Nietzsche niche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My wife just informed me that β€œterrible two” refers to a kids in a specific developmental stage

And all this time that’s how I always referred to my two kids at all times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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My son is learning about proper nouns and he said that a proper noun is specific thing and a common noun isn't. He said an Ocean is a common noun and the Pacific is a proper noun.

I look him dead in the eye and say, "What a Pacific example you just gave"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorOfLies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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This pun made me lose my mind
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I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.

I did not think I would Everest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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You need a specific kind of humor

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Sally...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishan11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.

The cur owner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AarGee1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I have been diagnosed with a very specific type of Amnesia.

It causes me to deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no Cure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Very specific indeed...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ici_cle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What did Santa say to Mrs Clause when he saw a thunderstorm?

β€œLooks like rain dear”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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We all know that Dracula is the #1 vampire and from Transylvania. But where is the #2 vampire from?

Pencil-vania.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Did you know back in midevil Russia they had a specific hole that they would throw their rulers in for being too facetious

It was called the tsar chasm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TalontedJay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Ang meant to say specifically and was roasted in the family chat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurtyHooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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$52.95 is an oddly specific amount of money...

But $52.94 is an evenly specific amount of money

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Mexican Coke is my favourite variety, especially because its from a specific area...

...guess that makes it a coke-lloquialism.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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A baby born now, in 2033, will be a...

Quaran-teen

Source: My local mechanic, bless his heart

http://imgur.com/gallery/XYWedTN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoneBullseye
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I chose this vet for my dog specifically because of the puns
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.

It has a bad latitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Hey dad. How big is the specific ocean?

I don't know son. Can you be more pacific?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheGamer20
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Meanwhile in the specific ocean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enonimosu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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The nurse called me and said, β€œUnder β€˜medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you...”

You wrote down β€œFleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...

So the could roam Rome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Did anyone wake up Green Day?

Hi, I was specifically requested on this day, October 1st, to wake up Green Day. Did anyone wake up Green Day?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solace_sys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I wrote my strategy for dealing with a specific set of circumstances in a notebook, but my friend wrapped it in aluminium paper.

He foiled my plan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you call an intelligence test that asks you questions specifically about Japanese poems?

A haiQ test

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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My aim is to maybe be more specific one of these days.
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