Dentists having the highest suicide rate when compared to other professions isn’t correlation…

It’s coinci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammiisalammii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2021
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Doctorates in Chemistry lead to higher correlation with dad jokes.

My 2 year old son implored my father in law to join him under the table while the rest of us finished our meal. My wife said, "wow, it isn't every day you see a chemistry PhD crawling around under the table."

To which he responded "chemists have been known to periodically go under the table".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkmeatchicken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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You look like a fungi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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It’s official, scientists have proven that more birthday celebrations is officially linked to a longer life span
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rangent
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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