Dentists having the highest suicide rate when compared to other professions isn’t correlation…
It’s coinci-dental.
Doctorates in Chemistry lead to higher correlation with dad jokes.
My 2 year old son implored my father in law to join him under the table while the rest of us finished our meal. My wife said, "wow, it isn't every day you see a chemistry PhD crawling around under the table."
To which he responded "chemists have been known to periodically go under the table".
