My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns...
I said, "O.K.....I'll give it arrest.
Mathematical puns related to burglars?
Puns about math and thieves/burglars?
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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
Any good food puns related to sex?
Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!
Fruit pun related to wealth
I want to make a joke about a rich fruit, and so am need to choose a fruit best associated with wealth, riches having lots of money, etc..
Can any of you pun masters help me out?
What do you call several gourds related to each other?
A pun related to these dire times..
What Do You Call a Type of Medicine That You’re Related To?
Did you know that Gimli is related to Chad Warden?
Help, can someone help me make my elevator pitch more interesting, and can anyone think of a good Egyptian related pun to put as an opener?
Before quarantine my father loved to tell jokes related to the context, he said police jokes to policemen, bar jokes in bars, dad jokes to other dads etc... And he misses it
Now it's only inside jokes
My brother and I are trying to come up with an extensive list of vegetable related puns
Lettuce know if you have any
What continent is everyone related to?
I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm related to Egyptian royalty
Why did the student Google all the topics related to his essay twice?
Because he was asked to research.
Nissan pun not related to Liam
The year is 2045, space travel has finally gotten started.
As major companies scramble to come up with ways to capitalize on this new venture, Nissan decides to end its most popular light truck.
As the last one rolls off the line, they announce:
"This is it, folks. This is the Final Frontier."
My wife and I are having a competition to see who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local petshop.
I've just taken the lead.
[request] Puns about drinks that can be related to mental health disorders/moods
Example: Depresso, Anxietea
I'm pretty sure that my Chemistry teacher is related to Joseph Stalin.
Because she's always Russian through our lessons.
[Request] I need every skeleton/bone related pun you can think of for an upcoming D&D session...I want to really get under my players skin and give them a good ribbing!
Did you know that Cardi B is related to the Spice Girls?
One of her parents is Cardi-mom
Colbert is calling on America to cope with surplus cheese. Drops a slew of cheese related puns starting at [1:33](https://youtu.be/37-pPk0bJ-o?t=1m33s).
youtube.com/watch?v=37-pP…
Being totally shit with anything related to DIY
my whole family was completely shocked when I rewired the house!
A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!
We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!
Thanks guys
For my english final, I had to type a 6 page essay about AIDS, along with a one slide powerpoint with related pictures. My teacher didn't care for my pun.
imgur.com/y5yqAD8
Guys I'm making a presentation about iron deficiency anemia, can you guys give me some puns related to it?
You guys and gals are awesome!
My co-worker just related to me a story about how her high school cross country team used to re-tell the same joke over and over through out the year.
I asked her if it was a running joke...
I hope I don't get banned from Reddit if I were to start subs related to toboggans, fedoras, beanies, caps, visors, sombreros, etc.
Because then I'd be promoting hat groups.
does anyone have any skeletons puns related to something being good?
for a project im working on, thanks
My wife asked if Ben Folds Five was related to Ben Ten.
I think they're half brothers.
Allways had a hard time with my pets dying in situations related to their names
But I suppose I shouldn't have called all my lemmings Cliff
[Request] Need puntastic suggestions related to flail!
Hi punterific people!
I'm a YouTuber that loves puns and use puns regularly in my videos when I play games. I'm having some new graphics donr for my channel and I want to change my 'saying' to reflect the punny part of... Well.. Me :)
The new art depicts my avatar (Game kNight) weilding a shield and a flail - and I want the saying to reflect something in that regard. I persistently play games to win (as if anyone did otherwise) and don't like failing (like most other gamers?);
Thoughts up until now:
Flailure is not an option - for me! (but for the enemies I face is implied)
Flailing is an option (because facing me will get you flailed)
I will not flail you!
Hope you can help me out!
My son asked me if we were related to any Egyptian Pharaohs.
I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.
I need a pun related to the NES
My girlfriend is making a shirt with a chibi NES controller on it. We are at a loss for puns related to the NES. Any help please?
Hello /r/dadjokes, my best mate has just started seeing a girl who is in med school. I’m desperate for some doctor related dadjokes/puns/innuendos to lay on him.
I'm a dad again (as of yesterday early morning!) - 3rd girl; not related to the joke.
She's related to me, my wife, and her 2 sisters.
Anyway the joke I made tonight-
My in-laws had to the 2 older girls while we were at the hospital, and got home tonight. I looked down and realized I had a hole in one of my socks, and said "guess it's time to throw this one away."
My father in law said, "yeah. I've been getting holes in my socks and have been throwing them away, too."
I said, "Left and right?"
If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act
Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."
'Eye' want to hear your best eye related puns
I've got work experience at an vet eye specialist clinic, and I want to be thoroughly stacked up on bad puns. Any ideas fellow dads?
Please help me with Puns related to Russian Leaders (and Roller Derby)
I am working on a set of signs for a roller derby bout. the team theme is russian army and I am trying to make propaganda like signs for each of the big russian leaders from the past.
I have:
Quit Stalin, Bring on the Derby
Putin on the Hits
Looking for some for:
-Vladimir Lenin
-Leonid Brezhnev
-Nikita Khrushchev
-Mikhail Gorbachev
Anyone got anything?
[META] can the sidebar link to other pun-related subreddits, e.g. /r/punny?
Would be nice, it was a long time before I happuned to find /r/punny and I'm sure that there are a lot of others that I don't know about. Also /r/TomSwifties.
xpost from /r/writingprompts: A poorly-disguised escaped dairy cow has worked at an ice cream parlor... but now her bovine related puns is slowly starting to give her away.
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