A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.
He was quite irrigated about it.
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
I connected with this jokes in so many ways ;)
What fee is connected to every wedding and no-one objects?
Once I connected all my watches together to make a belt
it was an utter waist of time
When my wife was pregnant, she told me she felt really connected to her inner child.
Had a blind date with someone from Verizon. It didn't work out. We never connected.
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
How does Thor connect to his laptop?
Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?
Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling
What do you call a confused wireless connection?
To everyone talking about Trump and his Russia connections
Thinking of opening an Indian restaurant in a valley with poor connection.
The Ghee Spot.
It would be hard to find.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
Supervisor was talking about an Ethernet connection
I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny.
He gave me a verbal warning... :/
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
A mouse and a PC walk into a bar.
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
Safest username for online rapper society is “connect” ”
Cause no one wants to “diss-connect”
Don’t tell my WiFe, but...
I have been using an Ethernet cable more than anything else.
You can say we have poor communication which makes it difficult to connect.
I did nazi that one coming
I have a real connection with my chiropodist
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us 😏
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Why don't horses use the internet?
They can't find stable connections.
Why is there 2 d's in 'Reddit'?
If you sit on a toilet seat, you are connecting your butthole to a city network of buttholes...
And that's a huge ass connection.
You know how B.B. King used to connect Lucille to his amplifier?
Surprise pun struck me as I was connecting to someone's WiFi
I connected all my wristwatches to make a belt...
...It was a waist of time
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
What connection is confused?
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...
....that could connect to the crowd.
Why don't horses use the internet?
They can't find stable connections.
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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