A list of puns related to "Connected"
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
Photography
it was an utter waist of time
Crimea river
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny. He gave me a verbal warning... :/
It's the only way to parrot.
Cause no one wants to βdiss-connectβ
You just have to have a feel for it.
Now I have stable wifi.
She touches my sole.
We had a very deep talk.
Because one is a repost.
And that's a huge ass connection
Via bluestooth
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
Step 3. Prophet.
Was told I may have connectivity issues
I learned that humans and wifi connections are the same in prison. Sometimes they're free and sometimes they're locked up .
Hi going to kill myself, I'm dad.
I said, βThey make a lot of connections.β
He shook his head and told me to hit the bricks.
It's just riveting.
Now he has a stable connection
Lynx
Lo Ping
Her name is Wi-Fi BTW
The Ether-Bunny!
Even my relationship with whiskey is on the rocks...
However he told me it would be a shame if you added "s" at the front and "e" in the end.
a restangle
Now all Iβm China do is to survive
USB
Because they know all their lines.
My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?
He needed help connecting to the web
I'm 45...
A relationSIP
A chord-less phone.
It's riveting
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I heard it's really well-connected in this city
Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...
Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password
Son: Why Bob Marley?
Me: Because it's always jammin
Son: God damn it
The connection was bad, I couldnβt hear a thing.
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My car has never felt more connected commrade
When my brother and I were little, we put out milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeers on Christmas eve, and woke up on Christmas morning to find them mostly eaten. We were delighted at proof of our nighttime visitors.
The next year our dad told us he had gotten an inside tip from the north pole: that Santa actually liked ramen and beer, not milk and cookies (as other, less well informed, dads and kids had always thought).
For years, we dutifully cooked ramen, put it on a table by the fireplace with a cold beer on the side, and woke up to the ramen and beer having been consumed in the night.
I knew my dad wasn't fond of milk or cookies, but it wasn't until later that we connected the dots and found out the deal about Santa. My dad was the one who ate the Santa food once we went to bed, and he had secretly convinced us to prepare his ideal midnight snack for as long as we believed in Santa.
There was just no connection...
So today my dad had a stroke and while we were waiting for doctors to come back he grabbed all the cords to the ekg cords connected to him and said, "I feel like I'm behind the TV!"
My dad always makes jokes in time of panic and pain. I guess that's where I get it from.
So two Minifigures were connected. They couldn't lego
Drilling holes into things.
Having lunch and milkshakes with the family
Me: Dammit, I think there's a hole in the side of my straw.
Dad: You think that's bad?! Mine's got one at the top and one at the bottom
Groans all round
My daughter was having some trouble eating pasta with her fork tonight, so I said to her that it was okay to eat with her fingers. "No," she said with a cheeky grin. "Eat with mouth."
Damn dial up connections!
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I thought it belonged here.
Dad: "I am."
But I couldnβt connect the Dots
"Dad, do we have crackers at home?"
"No, we're crackalackin"
I donβt think any of his punches connected. You might say he mist.
Was getting coffee from the coffee machine when the machine said: "Fill Beans"
So I turned to my coworker and said: "Who is this Fill Beans?"
To which he responded: "I think he's from the Philippines"
I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay, because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.
We clicked pretty quickly, and started chatting regularly. Every day, sometimes throughout the day. Slowly we learned more about each other. Her dog's name was Daisy. My truck's name was Dodge Ram (I apologized for my lack of creativity). She was a CPA. I was a beekeeper.
And at this, she stumbled. "If we ever meet in real-life, I want you to know that I could never date a beekeeper." But we were still far away from that point, so it was moot.
But time went on, and we gradually became closer to that point. More personal information. What firm she worked for. Where my farm was. Names of relatives. Names of high schools. All the things that just come up in conversation eventually if you talk to someone long enough.
But, oddly, after all this time, neither of us had thought to send any pictures. Until one day I got a message from her: "I never thought I'd say this, but I really do want to meet you in person. I think we have a rare connection, and I don't want to squander it. I want to send you my picture, and I want you to send me yours, but I'm telling you, I can never date a beekeeper."
I couldn't imagine a life without my bees. But I also couldn't imagine a life without her. Tentatively, reluctantly, I clicked on the image attached to her message.
Then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee leaver.
So a bus conductor in America was doing his job one day, happily printing and checking tickets all day long, enjoying the country views and feeling good about life.
A young lad gets on, chewing gum and being as loud and rude as all teenage lads are. Thereβs no-one else on the bus, so the conductor takes his ticket machine and bops the lad over the head, killing him. As expected, the Police arrest him. He goes through the legal process, a trial and admits his guilt, however the judge decides that theyβre making an example of him and give him the sentence of death by the electric chair.
On Death row, he requests 5lbs of bananas for his last meal, which is duly brought and consumed. As he finishes, the guards arrive to escort him to the chair. As the executioner flicks the switch, nothing happens. All of the equipment is checked and works, but has no effect on the bus conductor. Under the law, this counts as a reprieve and he is released.
He gets his job back and puts the whole incident behind him. Until one day, a little old lady gets on the bus and starts to pay for a ticket in one cent coins. After about 10 minutes of fiddling with change, the conductor runs out of patience and bops the old lady on the head, killing her. As expected, the Police arrest him. He goes through the legal process, a trial and admits his guilt, however the judge decides that theyβre making an example of him and give him the sentence of death by the electric chair.
On Death row, he requests 5lbs of bananas for his last meal, which is duly brought and consumed. As he finishes, the guards arrive to escort him to the chair. As the executioner flicks the switch, nothing happens. All of the equipment is checked and works, but has no effect on the bus conductor. Under the law, this counts as a reprieve and he is released.
After getting his job back again, life seems to go well for the conductor, until one day a young lady gets on the bus, casually putting her feet on the seat opposite. By now, the conductor is a little less lenient than in years gone by, so he takes his ticket machine and bops her over the head with it, killing her. As expected, the Police arrest him. He goes through the legal process, a trial and admits his guilt, however the judge decides that theyβre making an example of him and give him the sentence of death by the electric chair.
On Death row, he requests 5lbs of bananas for his last meal, which is duly brought and consumed. As he finishes, the guards ar
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Now I have stable wifi
Now I have stable wifi.
And that's a huge ass connection.
Now I have stable wifi.
And that's a huge ass connection.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now I have stable wifi.
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