Albino dalmatian
On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts
Ok this isn’t me telling a pun but i need punny suggestions
idk if this counts as against the rules but it’s spooky time now. my username everywhere is StarlineOdyssey, so i need some spooky themed puns on it, if you can think of any good ones. any help would be appreciated. mods if you take this down that’s understandable
I recently met with my therapist at the bottom of the ocean.
We had a very deep talk.
Grocery shopping with Dad
"Dad, do we have crackers at home?"
"No, we're crackalackin"
