Albino dalmatian

On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecobs
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Ad2553
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Ok this isn’t me telling a pun but i need punny suggestions

idk if this counts as against the rules but it’s spooky time now. my username everywhere is StarlineOdyssey, so i need some spooky themed puns on it, if you can think of any good ones. any help would be appreciated. mods if you take this down that’s understandable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarlineOdyssey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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I did nazi that one coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtc30001
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Two antennas got married

The reception was great!

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I recently met with my therapist at the bottom of the ocean.

We had a very deep talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sooblek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Like most people my age...

I'm 45...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Here's one in spanish

UNO.

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Grocery shopping with Dad

"Dad, do we have crackers at home?"

"No, we're crackalackin"

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