Linking Puns

A complete waist of time.

Complete waist of time.

I didn't expect it but he took a fence.

He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."

But I prefer air conditioning

..this isn't for me.

Hoof Hearted

Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it

I guess someone took a-fence

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

That wasn’t cool.

So there were 6 of us...

With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)

There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".

Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"

The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.

Best day of my comedic life

A collection of physical dad-jokes (click the link).

Most of them would drown

Because he conditions it.

To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.

Someone might think it is a fence sieve.

Suspicious link

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/iq10o0/please_no_dad_dont_do_it_in_public_places/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!

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https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

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What a revolting response to a gift. I was stunned.

Because then it'd be a foot!

https://i.redd.it/vrrnd0bt6ca41.jpg

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As mushroom as possible.

I didn't expect it but he took a fence.