Best way to contact a dead Italian.....
Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.
I took out my contact lenses at midnight.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his contact lenses?
If Mario’s brother died, would he contact him through a Luigi board?
Me and my wife got into an argument about how to contact an ancient Chinese dynasty...
She said...
"Talk to the Hans."
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
My friend fell down a flight of steps then started looking at me without breaking eye contact...
I'm not sure why he was stairing.
I got a contact to make a documentary about shoemakers. They didn't give me enough time to a great job...
...but I manged to cobble something together last minute.
I accidentally went to bed with my contact lenses in the other night.
My dreams have never been clearer.
How does an orchestra keep in contact with each other?
My customers keep complaining that they're receiving empty boxes with no contacts in them
but they're the ones that keep requesting contactless delivery!
I have a contact lens problem.
I have no contact lens solution.
We agreed to start greeting each other without making physical contact...
I told my kid to make eye contact when talking.
But he just keeps headbutting people.
Before my operation last week, the nurse wanted to know if I could give them a contact number in case of an emergency...
Contact lenses are better than glasses
How does a medium contact a dead window washer?
Quickest way to contact god in 2019
Does anyone here want a free iPhone 11? If so, contact me.
We can then talk about how we both want a free iPhone.
It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts
But they came up with a solution
I’ve gotten so used to taking my contacts out over the years...
I should be able to take them out with my eyes closed
Running away from human contact.
My dog ate my contact lenses
Do you suppose that he's seeing shit more clearly now?
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
My dad said he couldn’t find his contacts
It was in the top left corner of his phone.
If your house is flooded, contact me, I'll buy it.
I only invest in liquid assets.
Why arent contacts good in school?
They always miss their glasses
How do you contact Michael Jackson?
Free air guitar to first person to contact me
Whenever I wash my contact lenses with water it never really cleans them right and it stings when I put them in.
If only there was a solution.
Everytime I wash my contacts in water it makes my eyes sting.
If only there was a solution.
In a horrible accident, astronauts were killed when they tried to make first contact with a sentient gas cloud by telling it bad puns.
It was no laughing matter.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
Lesson learned today: When the newscaster says, “If you know anything about this crime, please contact the police...”
The cops get really pissed off if you call them and just repeat the news segment.
We still haven’t made contact with the aliens
They’re Martian to their own beat
"How are we going to stay in contact?" Donald asked Bugs Bunny.
"WhatsApp, duck!" said Bugs Bunny.
Want to contact the spirit of a dead Italian ?
What does Mario use to contact his dead relatives?
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
What kind of board do Italians use to contact the dead?
I have a contact lens problem.
I have no contact lens solution.
I've deleted all the German contacts I know off my phone...
I deleted all the German contacts from my phone....
I deleted my German friend from my contacts list.
Now my phone is Hans free.
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