Has your ping been on drugs?

Because it's REAL HIGH.

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I had a job designing ping pong paddles...

It wasnโ€™t very challenging. After all, it wasnโ€™t RACKET science.

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A whole *shop*ping list of them
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died there, what would they put on his coffin?

A lid.

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ping spoof

i ping spoofed him with pings

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Martin Luther Ping
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I just realised why it's called skyping. SKY PING. Get it?
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I have a bad ping..

I think it might be terminal.

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So my brother got a ping pong robot in the mail...

...and my 13 year old sister has a couple friends over, one of them asks him "so, did your thingy come yet?"

Cue Dad - "Yeah! He's been playing with it all afternoon, too!"

Instant eruption of 13 year old laughter.

Dads, corrupting young minds since 2013.

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Did you guys hear about the guy that sells oversized ping pong paddles?

Sounds like a big racket to me.

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Ping
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One of my friends made a mini-computer. Saw my opportunity and took it :)
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The coronavirus originated in Wuhan.

Apparently, there is a serious cough originating from the province of Wu Ping.

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My Uber passenger texted me before I pulled up to the pin...

I receive a ping 3 miles away as Iโ€™m approaching the ping I get a text โ€œ honk your horn excessively until I come outside when you get to xxx address Iโ€™ll tip $20โ€. So I pull up to the pin and start blowing my horn for a solid min. My passenger comes out looking a little annoyed he gets in and we head to his destination. We pull up to his house and his dad is standing outside waiting for him, he greets him and asked how his ride was, he said the drive was great but the fucker blew his horn non stop until I came outside. His dad said thatโ€™s weird and handed me a $20.

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How did Fah Mulan convince everyone she was a man?

She pretended to be Fah Ping.

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What do you call a Chinese gamer with a fast connection?

Lo Ping

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I once met a famous Chinese Ski jumper

His name was Li Ping Phar

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Arch3typ3_
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What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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My girlfriend managed to dadjoke me

We were Skyping, and I was trying to figure out the delay between the audio and the video. I said "ping", as I often do when this issue occurs, and she replies "ping" back to signal when she heard me. Sometimes, when she doesn't do it the first time, it gets confusing and I don't know which one she is responding to.

So I switched my word to "taco" in the hopes that it'd break the cycle. No go. She goofed it again.

When I said "I give up", she said "Wait! Let's taco 'bout this."

I love that girl.

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How did Fa Mulan convince the soldiers of the Chinese army that she's a man?

She pretended to be Fa Ping.

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What do you call a Chinese athlete caught cheating ?

Do Ping

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"See y'all later, I gotta take a trip to China"

Dad! You're going to China?!?

Yup. Gotta go to Poo-ping.

closes bathroom door

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Dad told me this one today

Once upon a time in China there was a King with the most beautiful daughter in all of China. Three suitors came up to the king and asked him "what do we need to do to win the hand of your daughter". The king said whoever brings me the most ping pong balls can marry my daughter.

Suitor #1 comes back with 1,000 ping pong balls

Suitor #2 comes back with 2,000 ping pong balls

Suitor #3 comes back visibly beat up and when the king asked him where are your ping pong balls. Suitor #3 said PING PONG BALLS! I thought you said KING KONG BALLS!!

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The best dad jokes are the ones you laugh at more than the audience...

I didn't come up with this but its been flying around reddit for a while...

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.

Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.'

The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.'

And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball.

The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however,

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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Got work started off right this morning

So my name is Lance and this morning one of my coworkers (Bob) pinged me.

Bob: Is your legal name Lancelot? Just wondering because apparently there's a guy named "Lance Stevenson" in the office but in the intranet phonebook he's "Lancelot Stevenson"

Me: Shhh... I used to go by Lancelot. Now I'm just called Lance a lot.

Bob: groan...

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