A ship-ton!
Looks like I might have invisibility!
“No more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes”
I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times
Poor guy turned to a life of mime.
Keemotherapy.
It's my arch nemesis.
They take the psycho path.
I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.
This whole project was a waist of time.
That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.
About thirty years, l'door v'door.
“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead.
I’ve never heard him complain
A minotaur two.
That way people can always count on me.
It was unholy.
Osmoses
"There's no cake, it's all just rocks and dirt."
But I've gotten through just fine!..
In the front door and out the back.
Radio Jockey Randy : Okay caller, here is the final question for $5,000 cash.
Contestant : I’m ready, Randy!
Radio Jockey Randy : Name three automobiles that start with ‘P’.
Contestant : Uh ... Porsche, Pontiac and Plymouth!
Radio Jockey Randy : Oh, I’m sorry contestant, those all start with GAS!
My mom was showing him pictures of my cousin on her phone that had sent her pictures in front of a famous ice cream parlor back in our hometown. It was the parlor's 9th anniversary and my cousin was pictured in front of a big "9" in the store. My mom was explaining to my dad that the place had been open for 9 years and my dad replies with...
"Wow, that's impressive. How did they get the ice cream to not melt all this time?"
They take the psycho path.
They take the psycho-path
