My dad is going through heart failure, and the first text that I get from him after sending him a card says:

β€œNo more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes”

I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pranske3
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you have to go through when you get roasted on DramaAlert?

Keemotherapy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnurZ115
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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There is a portal I just can't get through.

It's my arch nemesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I got another wrist watch for my birthday, so I wanted to get rid of the old ones. Looking through how many I had

I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.

This whole project was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zitter_Aalex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I tried to get my Swiss army knife through customs but they would not let me through.

That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adomoto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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How do crazy people get through the woods?

They take the psycho path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

β€œNo, sir," he replied. "They're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerB3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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How long does it take to get through a Jewish household?

About thirty years, l'door v'door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scolfin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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How to get through Egypt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_I_am_me_2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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How long does it take to get through a labyrinth?

A minotaur two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flamebrand02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Jokes like these helped me get through chemo back in 2012
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I’ve never heard him complain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I'm going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm.

That way people can always count on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Judoosauce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XilenceBF
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I bought a Jesus costume, but I couldn’t get my head and arms through.

It was unholy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebelingtaxi
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Just found this casually scrolling through my feed. Enjoy this until this gets taken down
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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How did the jews get through the semi-permeable membrane

Osmoses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarsMaher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Our family went on a long hike, and our youngest son kept slipping and falling. My wife comforted him, saying, "Don't worry, honey, after we get through this snowy part it's all cake after that." "Don't believe a word she says," I interjected...

"There's no cake, it's all just rocks and dirt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cronenberg_C137
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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I've heard it's hard to get through College

But I've gotten through just fine!..

In the front door and out the back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuxedo_Muffin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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A caller gets through to a radio station contest

Radio Jockey Randy : Okay caller, here is the final question for $5,000 cash.

Contestant : I’m ready, Randy!

Radio Jockey Randy : Name three automobiles that start with β€˜P’.

Contestant : Uh ... Porsche, Pontiac and Plymouth!

Radio Jockey Randy : Oh, I’m sorry contestant, those all start with GAS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetavator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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I can't get through one game

Dad: "What are you doing?" Me: "Playing solitaire." Dad: "By yourself?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jason_pancake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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My dad is a dadjoke dad through and through. He usually doesn't get me but this one needed some recognition from my behalf.

My mom was showing him pictures of my cousin on her phone that had sent her pictures in front of a famous ice cream parlor back in our hometown. It was the parlor's 9th anniversary and my cousin was pictured in front of a big "9" in the store. My mom was explaining to my dad that the place had been open for 9 years and my dad replies with...

"Wow, that's impressive. How did they get the ice cream to not melt all this time?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bendary3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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How do crazy people get through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisissami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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How do crazy women get through the forest?

They take the psycho-path

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterqub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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