Sink In Puns

But there is never a sink at the door

Boy ant

https://preview.redd.it/pbwsbl6lt8l51.jpg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3c98b9e778a49a7d6ff6fb32f503101f23e734

So my dad brought her a glass of wine.

Let that sink in.

Now it's clogged.

I sing: "Under the Sink (Under the Sink)!" Even in a poor slightly Jamaican accent...

Me (showing it to my girlfriend): What kind of ant do you think this is?

My gf (shrugging): Idunno.

Me (placing the ant on a pear): Well, it's a pear ant to me. . .

Son: "woah, what the hell, that's a walking, knocking, talking sink, like what is that, can they even do that?"

Father: "of course they can, son. For centuries. Millennia even. They lay dormant for years at a time and then reanimate every once in a while to go somewhere new. "

Son: " I literally had no idea, that's insane, Dad."

Father: "pretty crazy, right? Now let that sink in."

http://imgur.com/t0iHkD0

Edit: I got gold for making someone groan. Thank you so much, I'm now much more motivated to impregnate a woman so I can unleash my terrible jokes on the fruit of my loins.

It’s been half an hour now and I can still only see mine.

If it floats, it's buoyant.

I told her no thanks, I don't smoke.

My current one doesn't have enough basin.

“Ugh, what does the sink want this time?”

Who just leaves a dirty dish in the sink like this?

Not sure if links are allowed or not. This is a self post, so no karma.

http://i.imgur.com/N8G5QaI.jpg

Buoyant.

http://i.imgur.com/JcIDXL9.jpg