But there is never a sink at the door
Boy ant
https://preview.redd.it/pbwsbl6lt8l51.jpg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3c98b9e778a49a7d6ff6fb32f503101f23e734
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
Let that sink in.
Now it's clogged.
I sing: "Under the Sink (Under the Sink)!" Even in a poor slightly Jamaican accent...
Me (showing it to my girlfriend): What kind of ant do you think this is?
My gf (shrugging): Idunno.
Me (placing the ant on a pear): Well, it's a pear ant to me. . .
Son: "woah, what the hell, that's a walking, knocking, talking sink, like what is that, can they even do that?"
Father: "of course they can, son. For centuries. Millennia even. They lay dormant for years at a time and then reanimate every once in a while to go somewhere new. "
Son: " I literally had no idea, that's insane, Dad."
Father: "pretty crazy, right? Now let that sink in."
http://imgur.com/t0iHkD0
Edit: I got gold for making someone groan. Thank you so much, I'm now much more motivated to impregnate a woman so I can unleash my terrible jokes on the fruit of my loins.
It’s been half an hour now and I can still only see mine.
If it floats, it's buoyant.
I told her no thanks, I don't smoke.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.
“Ugh, what does the sink want this time?”
Not sure if links are allowed or not. This is a self post, so no karma.
http://i.imgur.com/N8G5QaI.jpg
Buoyant.
http://i.imgur.com/JcIDXL9.jpg
