Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?

They were denied axis.

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👤︎ u/the_nhir
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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"Did you hear the Islamic Militants are trying to infiltrate Rome?"

"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.

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I've infiltrated their ranks, together we can pun-dermine their authority.
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👤︎ u/trevski143
📅︎ May 08 2019
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The Bad Spy

During World War 2, a spy working for the East, and a spy working for Great Britain infiltrated Nazi Germany.

Their mission, eliminating a Schutzstaffel officer.

They succeeded, and the british infiltrator taunted his target afterwards

However, his comrade in arms then punched him in the face.

Why ?

>!He had said "You SS are stupid."!<

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👤︎ u/Arklaw
📅︎ May 28 2018
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My wife's unconciously a greater dad than I

So my wife and I were making some fried chicken wings tonight. So I asked her:

Me: "Did you make these from a recipe?"

Her: "Well I didn't just WING it!"

Me: "Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I see what you did there."

Her: "What?" she thinks for a bit and then just gives me a stare.

Later on in the conversation we're discussing how it's been a long day and wings sound good.

Me: "Wings and Alcohol sound like a great combo for today."

Her: "Well it is FRIday."

Me: "Heyoooooo!!!! Nice one."

Her: she just glares at me

....

I secretly think she's an awesome dad. Either that or my puns are infiltrating every corner of her mind.

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