Operatives Puns

But catscan.

That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.

The job was boring.

I just can’t put my finger on it.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

No hard feelings.

I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

“No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

At least the stud finder works.

But the Catscan!

They just suspended animation.

I can finally make a quick buck...

But it's what's inside that counts

He said, "Software?"

I said, "In my pants."

A biop-sea. (Thought this one up while waiting for my biopsy)

Me: No it’s her husband......

Plastic surgery

A Penn and a Teller.

They dreadlocks.

They only get paid in tips.

Rigatoni

It’s a small scale operation.

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.

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A.I. Captain

He asks the nurse why the blinds are drawn.

She says, "There's a fire outside and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."

A Cardio Jurassic Surgeon

Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault.

I said, "911."

The job had its ups and downs

It's a joint operation

The mascot could be General Smore man Schwarzkopf

B Positive

Your sex change operation was a partial success.

It's a micro brewery!

That was a small joke I just made up. Hopefully it will humor you, a little.

To find his remain-deer ;o)

Will free will free Will?

They're believed to be used as part of a sting operation

It was an ether/oar situation.

..do they use cell phones?

Tooth-hurty

She laughed so hard she hit the floret!

He is in stitches as we speak.

He Lifted their spirits.

It was because at the time we only used HAM radios.

It had it's ups and downs.

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.

Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

Yes

Good because I couldn’t do it before

A smooth operator (smoooooth opperrateerer)

The CIEIO

Addadictome

Finito Benito

So far it only operates on batteries..

or if you operated on the right patient.

Then it hit me.

I don’t know, But Cats can.

We always gotta keep watch of the changes in currency.

Apparently, it was their biggest bust

Yeah, Lil Confused right?

It's like he's transparent.

Hopefully it comes out alive.

Thanks for nothing

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I just don't have the heart

I have a Czech one too

He said, "suture self."

Fine, I said, suture self.

DOS ist verboten.

I can't seem to get over it

I told her she should probably talk to a priest instead.

The captain goes to use the radio to get help and says “we’re sinking! We’re sinking!”

The German operator answers “what are you sinking about?”

But catscan

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

But catscan

But CATSCAN.

But Catscan.

But catscan

The operator said ‘Have a nice day son’. ‘Don’t call me son’ I said. ‘You’re not my dad’ The operator scratched his head and said ‘No, but I brought you up didn’t I?’

But CAT scan.

But Catscan

Husband: my wife is going into labour!

Operator: is this her first born?

Husband: no this is her husband

But catscan.

It has ups and downs too.

It’s a small scale operation.

But catscan

But catscan

But catscan!