What do you call a Chinese spy?
A spy was killed in his tea
He paid a steep price for what he knew.
My neighbor thinks I spy on her.
I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now.
Who was the first under water spy?
A German spy gave themself away when I sneezed. They said, "gesundheit!"
It was a blessing in disguise.
What do you call a spy who bleaches his hair?
What do you call a gentleman spy?
What's the best way to spy on Africa?
Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy
What does a spy do when he catches cold?
Did you hear about the shoemaker who was a spy?
He would always travel inclognito.
What dose a spy do before bed
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
You need a pilots license before you become a spy.
After all, you'll be in da skies.
Dad stumbles out of the pub and spies a Nun waiting for a bus over the road..
Somehow he manages to weave through traffic and lands a punch so hard the nun hits the deck spitting teeth.
"HAH!!" shouts Dad.. "NOT SO TOUGH AFTER-ALL EH, BATMAN??!!!!"
How do you spy on chrome?
Why do spies keep working even when they're asleep ?
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
I recently picked up a book about spies.
I read it undercover to cover.
Did you here about the Italian spy...
What do you call it when two spies named james try to become friends?
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly
My spy boyfriend had a punch machine accident.
A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says “The name’s bond...
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage
My cover was blown constantly
Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't. He was never really on your side.
How many spies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What type of shoes do spies wear?
What do you call an actor who's a spy?
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.
I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:
I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.
With everyone quarantined and staying inside, there is no one out to spy on or follow around...
The stalk market is very weak.
A japanese spy is a ninja. What do you call a chinese spy?
What do you call a gay female spy?
The New Irish spy company
I think potatoes might be super spies in disguise.
They have eyes everywhere
What's Canadas spy organization called?
Why do ducks make lousy spies?
They always quack under interrogation.
What's another term for a Chinese Spy?
What is it called when two spies hug?
Did you hear about the bedbug spy?
Whenever I spy on my neighbour over the fence, I always stand on a box of fish fingers
just to get a Birdseye view.
Did you hear about the super spy who was really into 50's era slang?
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