Did you hear about the shoemaker who was a spy?
He would always travel inclognito.
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
You need a pilots license before you become a spy.
After all, you'll be in da skies.
What dose a spy do before bed
Dad stumbles out of the pub and spies a Nun waiting for a bus over the road..
Somehow he manages to weave through traffic and lands a punch so hard the nun hits the deck spitting teeth.
"HAH!!" shouts Dad.. "NOT SO TOUGH AFTER-ALL EH, BATMAN??!!!!"
How do you spy on chrome?
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never really on your side.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
Why do spies keep working even when they're asleep ?
What do you call it when two spies named james try to become friends?
I recently picked up a book about spies.
I read it undercover to cover.
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly
Did you here about the Italian spy...
My spy boyfriend had a punch machine accident.
It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage
My cover was blown constantly
A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says “The name’s bond...
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
How many spies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.
What type of shoes do spies wear?
I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:
I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.
With everyone quarantined and staying inside, there is no one out to spy on or follow around...
The stalk market is very weak.
What do you call an actor who's a spy?
A japanese spy is a ninja. What do you call a chinese spy?
What do you call a gay female spy?
The New Irish spy company
I think potatoes might be super spies in disguise.
They have eyes everywhere
What's Canadas spy organization called?
Why do ducks make lousy spies?
They always quack under interrogation.
What's another term for a Chinese Spy?
Did you hear about the super spy who was really into 50's era slang?
Did you hear about the bedbug spy?
Whenever I spy on my neighbour over the fence, I always stand on a box of fish fingers
just to get a Birdseye view.
What is it called when two spies hug?
How do spies send secret messages in the forest?
What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?
I spy with my little eye, something grey...
Apparently my son is the ultimate dad joker, as his instant reply was my hair. Much to the amusement of his mother and brother. For me the game was over and done with... 😂
The Bad Spy
During World War 2, a spy working for the East, and a spy working for Great Britain infiltrated Nazi Germany.
Their mission, eliminating a Schutzstaffel officer.
They succeeded, and the british infiltrator taunted his target afterwards
However, his comrade in arms then punched him in the face.
Why ?
>!He had said "You SS are stupid."!<
Did you hear about the underwater spy?
In what part of a hospital do they spy on patients?
How do you know that the spaghetti is a spy?
Why did the russian spy hate the FBI agent?
What allergy ridden English author wrote novels about a British spy?
Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't. He was never really on your side.
How do spies send secret messages in the forest?
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