"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.
During World War 2, a spy working for the East, and a spy working for Great Britain infiltrated Nazi Germany.
Their mission, eliminating a Schutzstaffel officer.
They succeeded, and the british infiltrator taunted his target afterwards
However, his comrade in arms then punched him in the face.
Why ?
>!He had said "You SS are stupid."!<
So my wife and I were making some fried chicken wings tonight. So I asked her:
Me: "Did you make these from a recipe?"
Her: "Well I didn't just WING it!"
Me: "Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I see what you did there."
Her: "What?" she thinks for a bit and then just gives me a stare.
Later on in the conversation we're discussing how it's been a long day and wings sound good.
Me: "Wings and Alcohol sound like a great combo for today."
Her: "Well it is FRIday."
Me: "Heyoooooo!!!! Nice one."
Her: she just glares at me
....
I secretly think she's an awesome dad. Either that or my puns are infiltrating every corner of her mind.
